oh yeahhhh! i'm baaaaaack! (a message from the ra)

*THUMP!*

this is rear admiral roosevelt bunn reporting from my uhf naval division
post in the texas hoomins' residence. i am now officially off all mind
altering drugs and am eating everything in sight, pellets, hay and
especially those yummy green leaves that keep appearing in my hq.

my wound is healed and has left scarcely a mark on my creamy complexion, so
all you bucks out there need not worry. i continue to possess brains *and*
beauty!

now, in response to recent communications from lt. jessie regarding the evil
drug baytril. i have discovered that it is not the baytril itself that is
the offending ingredient (as it turns out it's actually a helpful potion
hoomins "discovered" with the help of our comrades who sacrifice themselves
in the evil hoomin laboratories) to help us ward off poisons that somehow
enter our bodies. the true offending ingredient is the delivery mechanism
the hoomins use to present the baytril! i was fortunate in my most recent
experience to have used mind control to lead my hoomin to where there was a
watermelon serum for the baytril. heaven!! but while under the influence of
the other drugs i am ashamed to say i lost said control and the hoomin ended
up getting more baytril in a *blech* grape serum.

so my comrades, destroy not the baytril which our counterparts in lab
special forces developed, but seek out the source of the watermelon delivery
serum!

in solidarity i am,
rear admiral roosevelt "rosie" bunn, uhf, naval division

btw, i have heard a disturbing rumor that my hallucinations regarding
private patches behavior during my illness may be based on actual incidents!
anybun having firsthand knowledge of any behavior unbecoming a soldier on
the part of the private are to contact me immediately using secure channels.

THUMP! The hoomin foe has once again taken control, and this time of our
naval leader. Through their false smile and coo-ing voice, the foe has
convinced him that the evil Baytril is not poison. We must set out post
haste and rescue our leader from the grasp of they who brainwash. The rear
admiral is strong of leg and heart now. He can leave with us.

This mission supercedes the first. We must reclaim our brave leader from
they who speak with two mouths. First of all, they say no, no, it's bad for
you when we ask politely for a bite of fruit. There lies the trickery.
They say yes, yes, it's good for you when it is laced with the poison
Baytril.

I know their tricks well. Stand tall, Rear Admiral, sir! We will rescue
you.

Glad you feel better, brave sir!
Lt. Jessie

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