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External Since: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 785

Scooter D*G doezent kno Louise so she approachez karefullie. Don be fraid,
der iz a bunchez of uzens here and, me an Sassy ken make lotza noize and
iffen we needz help, der is dat bigbig black kitty offer dere. WooToo can
alzo callez Bear but we won'tz ned anyhelpz. Just don be scared. OK?

External Since: Jun 04, 2007 Posts: 240

On Sep 19, 9:30 pm, "Granby" <s....RemoveThis@joink.com> wrote:
> Scooter D*G doezent kno Louise so she approachez karefullie. Don be fraid,
> der iz a bunchez of uzens here and, me an Sassy ken make lotza noize and
> iffen we needz help, der is dat bigbig black kitty offer dere. WooToo can
> alzo callez Bear but we won'tz ned anyhelpz. Just don be scared. OK?

Maggie May, me an WooToo issa jus bak frum visick hom. Weee proach wif
dekorum bud wifout (much) feer.

I iz not afraid anna I will reesure WooToo. I wook home in cas weee
needz Bear anna heee issa dancin wiffa Uncl Bill who izza yellin "Da
Yankees Win, Da Yankees Win." But Bear iz alert an reddy if wee needz
him, whichwee won't. Dat bigbig black kitty issa kwite attracive. Bud
I gived up having bitties, so heee is saf frum my seductiv self.

Maggie May

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