Another song offering for the voyagers

This one kinda tells the highlights of the trip. This was put together
quickly, so suggestions on improvements are welcome. I think all the
verses scan properly to the beat. I think. Additional verses are also
welcome.

- Denise (being manipulated as usual by Brenna)

Volga Boatcat Song

pattern for those not familiar with this song:
Yo ho Heave ho (x2)
2 lines of lyrics (LA la LA la LA la LA pattern with emphasis on the LAs)
Yo ho Heave ho


Now we sail across the seas,
Hoomins doing as we please.

The fat wench cooks the fish we catch.
The blonde one cleans the litter hatch.

Adam keeps the ship afloat
And tells us “no, it’s not a ‘boat’!”

Quickly, Adam, get the net!
Silly kit, you’ve gotten wet!

Paw Rob says that Gem’s in trouble.
Fat one said “I won't work double!”

Whales are huge fish in the sea.
The hoomins say it’s not to eat.

Dolphins tease and laugh at us.
We’d really like to make one lunch.

The wenches brought catnip and toys.
“Don’t play with ropes” say the boys.

Waffles led us to Finland
To see her Frank on his island.

Hunting water voles can be
Tough to do dry, says Nikki.

Storms make fat wench sick and mean.
Did you know hoomins can turn green?

Vino is a gentlecat,
The host with most – even a staff!

Thai temple cats are real stuck up
But womencats can whup their butts!

B and C and Fluffy SP
Have a playhouse you’ve gotta see!

Deo the Dasterdly's a punk
So the girlzes beat him up.

Sheep are stupid as they look
They’re also fuzzy and taste good.

Weddings have real yummy food.
Smoggleberry's living good.

Australian rabbits grow real huge.
The hoomins say they’re “kangaroos”.