New to this group, but I just bought a puppy Bullmastiff a..

Hello everyone, I collect pinball machines and usually post on
rec.games.pinball, but I just became a proud owner of a red brindle
bull mastiff puppy. He is 9 weeks old and is gorgeous. Anyone who
has any advice for me please let me know, this is the first time I
have ever owned a bullmastiff.

thanks

bj from pittsbugh

HOWEDY brivy37,

<brivy37.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Hello everyone, I collect pinball machines and usually post on
> rec.games.pinball, but I just became a proud owner of a red brindle
> bull mastiff puppy. He is 9 weeks old and is gorgeous. Anyone who
> has any advice for me please let me know, this is the first time I
> have ever owned a bullmastiff.
>
> thanks
>
> bj from pittsbugh

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