For all our best friends...

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered
dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He
wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a
high, white stone wall along one side of the road.

It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill it was broken by a
tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he
saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and
the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog
walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one
side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have
some water?" the man asked. "Of course sir. Come right in, and I'll have
some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to
open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the
traveller asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets." The man thought a moment
and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been
going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to
a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never
been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man
inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that
couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and
sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave
some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the
man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked. "This is Heaven," he
answered. "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the
road said that was Heaven, too." "Oh, you mean the place with the gold
street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."


Mini scritches to all...
Julia and the squeakers



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The Lord watch between me and thee,
while we are absent, one from the other.

Thanks !!!, That was real pretty :-)

msjdoolittle <msjdoolittle.RemoveThis@cox.net> wrote in article
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> A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
> scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He
remembered
> dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He
> wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a
> high, white stone wall along one side of the road.
>
> It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill it was broken by
a
> tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he

> saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and

> the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog
> walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to
one
> side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are
we?"
>
> "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to
have
> some water?" the man asked. "Of course sir. Come right in, and I'll have

> some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began
to
> open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the
> traveller asked.
> "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets." The man thought a moment

> and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been
> going with his dog.
>
> After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came
to
> a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never

> been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man

> inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
>
> "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"
>
> "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place
that
> couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
>
> "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
>
> "There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and
> sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

> The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave
> some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward
the
> man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.
>
> "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked. "This is Heaven,"
he
> answered. "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down
the
> road said that was Heaven, too." "Oh, you mean the place with the gold
> street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."
>
> "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
>
> "No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
> screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."
>
>
> Mini scritches to all...
> Julia and the squeakers
>
>
>
> --
> *************************************************
> The Lord watch between me and thee,
> while we are absent, one from the other.
>
>
>
>