Pigeon in our backyard update

A while after he had flown off, Pigeon returned to our yard with Mrs
Pigeon in tow. Sadly, she didn't like the look of his bachelor pad
and the two of them flew away, never to be seen again.

Phil.

(Of course, none of us are pigeon experts, so it might be that the
genders of the pigeons where different to as stated. In fact, the
second visitor might just have been a random tourist with a dodgy wing
on his way through. But I like my version, and thats the way I'm
going to tell it.)