Welcum 'venture kittiez to Pasadena

OK, weze reedy. Da porterz all set up iffin yuz rather skip all dat
messy LA traffic, or derz plenty of parkin in da alley fur RVz, carz and
bikez.

Come on in a make yurself cumfertable.

In da lifin rum we have highhigh windowz on either side of da
firehothothotkeepoutplace. Da inglenook on each side has furry
cumfertable cusshins da meowmie made. We leavez lot of furrs der. Ders a
frow wif pikturs of kitties on it on da couch. Da chairs are set up so
youz cin sit on da back an look out da winnows. Deres 6 winnows total in
da livin rum.

Da family room haz mor kouches an kusions, an a bigbig tv wit a kool
birdie video runnin. Dere's lots of snaks on da table and deres two more
winnows in dis rum. Da kloset has ar kitty tree, an it sitz next to a
highhigh liddle winnow dat yuz kin see out frum da top two levels of da
kat post. Derez also a highhigh shelf in da kloset wit a kushin on it.
Datz one of Chappys fafurit hiddy places.

Da kloset goes all da way fru to meowmies office at da bak of da house.
Ders two puters dat kittis kin use to check up on der hoomins. Deres
also 4 winnow in dis rum an a highhigh hutch ofur da puter dat has
pillowz fur kitties. Datz Snowflakes hidey place.

Da next room is da hoomin wadderflushmonster. Dan rum has only one
winnow. Next to dat is da tub rum wit 2 winnows. Da hoomins put ar
regular boring fud an wadder in here cuz da tile floor is ez to kleen,
dey say.

Den ders da all important kitchen, where pawpaw kooked us turkeybird (my
favorite), ham (Chappy's favorite) an samon (we all like). Da kitchen
has 2 winnows

Den da bak porch has 6 winnows, an da door to the basement were kitties
kin runrunrun around unner da house. Itz cool dere when itz hot in da
out. Da bak porch has da door to da out iffin yu wantz to chase skwirls
(pawpaw sayz please do, dey haz been eetin da house) or rakoons, or
possums, or birdies.

Back thru da kitchen getz yu to da dinin room where pawpaw has put out
all da foodz fur us kitties. Deres 3 winnows abuv da buffet in dis room.

Next is da sunrum, it has 5 winnows an a piano dat dey keep klosed since
we lerned how to play. Not sure why.

Iffin weze go back thru da livin rum we kin go into da hallway. Da kitti
bafroom is unner da stairs. Iffin yuz kin jump highhigh you can get
into da kabinet unner da stairs next to da kitty bafroom, den go down
fru da space behind to getz to da basement.

Ize tired, so ize gonna take a nap an gif yu a tur of da upstairs later.

Booker

Who will gif anyone, hoomin or kittie, a tur of da house.

> TV lukz att cleopatra, afur der snak anna nap, iz it timeta go anna see
> dat howze wif alla doze winnerz... TV goes to petunia's hooman anna
> winds arownd herown legs anna purrz lowdly in apurriciatshun fur da
> horspitality... i likez yourown howze, TV who likez hoomanz but duzint
> purr unles himself iz well purlezed

Well, TV, why don't we teleport over? That way we won't have to move the
car.

[Cleo and TV step through the teleporter and emerge in Booker's house in
Pasadena]

Hihi, Booker. This is a lovely house, and I love all those windows. I
smell the food - TV, why don't we go get a snack? Do I smell grilled
salmon?

Cleo