Ventue

On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:17:06 -0500, Granby wrote:

> Willow interrypts Piglet. No, we iz waitin on da nursez to check out O.T.
> sinze he knocked himselvef trying to jumpz up with big Ranger kitty.

[Tabitha Fluffytail comes trotting over and looks carefully at OT. Not
spotting any signs of serious injury, she starts licking his face and ears.]

OT, iz you ok? It looks like you might a liddle headache fur a while, but
offurwise it looks like you're allright.

Tabitha
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O. T. delays answeing for a moment, enjoying the attention. Yez, I iz ok
but who mofed dat statuez? I finks I wontz try dat again for a whilez.
Fangu very much for chekin me out.
"Tabitha Fluffytail" <tabitha RemoveThis @smurgle.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:17:06 -0500, Granby wrote:
>
>> Willow interrypts Piglet. No, we iz waitin on da nursez to check out
>> O.T.
>> sinze he knocked himselvef trying to jumpz up with big Ranger kitty.
>
> [Tabitha Fluffytail comes trotting over and looks carefully at OT. Not
> spotting any signs of serious injury, she starts licking his face and
> ears.]
>
> OT, iz you ok? It looks like you might a liddle headache fur a while, but
> offurwise it looks like you're allright.
>
> Tabitha
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On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:42:28 -0500, Granby wrote:

> O. T. delays answeing for a moment, enjoying the attention. Yez, I iz ok
> but who mofed dat statuez? I finks I wontz try dat again for a whilez.
> Fangu very much for chekin me out.

Well, since they *are* statues of kitties, we have to assume they can
display kitty-like skills, including moving when they feel like doing so.

You're furry welcome. We sure don't want any kitties to get hurt!

Tabitha
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On Sep 26, 3:06 pm, Tabitha Fluffytail <tabi....RemoveThis@smurgle.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:42:28 -0500, Granby wrote:
> > O. T. delays answeing for a moment, enjoying the attention. Yez, I iz ok
> > but who mofed dat statuez? I finks I wontz try dat again for a whilez.
> > Fangu very much for chekin me out.
>
> Well, since they *are* statues of kitties, we have to assume they can
> display kitty-like skills, including moving when they feel like doing so.
>
> You're furry welcome. We sure don't want any kitties to get hurt!

<looks up at tabitha's name> Howcum Uncl Bill don put MY name up der
on r messunchezr? Iyam da PRITTY wun. Anyways. Wer issa r kitties dat
r onda benchur? Las I tak todem dey wuz beeein sad fordat nice
tuffgirl kitty an her fambly. Is dey still cryin sumwer? Or cryin ann
EETIN in wun case? Anyweys, Uncl Bill wanna tell dem anall da kitties
on da benchur hello. An sodo I.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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>
> Tabitha
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> <looks up at tabitha's name> Howcum Uncl Bill don put MY name up der
> on r messunchezr? Iyam da PRITTY wun. Anyways. Wer issa r kitties dat
> r onda benchur? Las I tak todem dey wuz beeein sad fordat nice
> tuffgirl kitty an her fambly. Is dey still cryin sumwer? Or cryin ann
> EETIN in wun case? Anyweys, Uncl Bill wanna tell dem anall da kitties
> on da benchur hello. An sodo I.
>
> Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

I'm not actually sure where efurryone is now. I tink we all getted to Los
Gatos ok, but I hafen't seen furry many messages lately.

As for da name dat appears on da messages, it depends on what newsreader
Unka Bill uses. In pan (on Linux) and MT-NewsReader (on OS X) you can set
up posting profiles. Each of usses kitties got's our own posting profile.

Tabitha
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whut diz meanz iz tabifaz hooman iz lezz lazi dan owrz, Tiger glarin atta
soft
Tabitha Fluffytail <tabitha.RemoveThis@smurgle.net> wrote in message
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> > <looks up at tabitha's name> Howcum Uncl Bill don put MY name up der
> > on r messunchezr? Iyam da PRITTY wun. Anyways. Wer issa r kitties dat
> > r onda benchur? Las I tak todem dey wuz beeein sad fordat nice
> > tuffgirl kitty an her fambly. Is dey still cryin sumwer? Or cryin ann
> > EETIN in wun case? Anyweys, Uncl Bill wanna tell dem anall da kitties
> > on da benchur hello. An sodo I.
> >
> > Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
>
> I'm not actually sure where efurryone is now. I tink we all getted to Los
> Gatos ok, but I hafen't seen furry many messages lately.
>
> As for da name dat appears on da messages, it depends on what newsreader
> Unka Bill uses. In pan (on Linux) and MT-NewsReader (on OS X) you can set
> up posting profiles. Each of usses kitties got's our own posting profile.
>
> Tabitha
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On Sep 26, 3:34 pm, Tabitha Fluffytail <tabi... RemoveThis @smurgle.net> wrote:
> > <looks up at tabitha's name> Howcum Uncl Bill don put MY name up der
> > on r messunchezr? Iyam da PRITTY wun. Anyways. Wer issa r kitties dat
> > r onda benchur? Las I tak todem dey wuz beeein sad fordat nice
> > tuffgirl kitty an her fambly. Is dey still cryin sumwer? Or cryin ann
> > EETIN in wun case? Anyweys, Uncl Bill wanna tell dem anall da kitties
> > on da benchur hello. An sodo I.
>
> > Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
>
> I'm not actually sure where efurryone is now. I tink we all getted to Los
> Gatos ok, but I hafen't seen furry many messages lately.
>
> As for da name dat appears on da messages, it depends on what newsreader
> Unka Bill uses. In pan (on Linux) and MT-NewsReader (on OS X) you can set
> up posting profiles. Each of usses kitties got's our own posting profile.

Uncl Bill sez I can has minown sig file. Hee might giv mee posting
profile later but he issa lazy.

I herd frum dem wen WooToo wuz unhappy becuz da bobbie cat statue issa
tied up. So dat is in Los Gatos, I fink. Shee finks hee shud run free,
excep den sheee wud be terrified. Efn Bear, r noble d*g, wud be
terrified uffa bobbie cat. Uncl Bill wud hafta get outda shootgun an
he don WANNA hurt no wun an sides, da statue don mind being tied up.

On a lighter note, Buddy daparrot chased my boyfren Winnie outa da
wiving rum and den sed "hewo" to me. Sheee issa noty parrot. Wif big
mouf.

Iffn yu see r frenz, da wuns dat WIV heeer notda uvver wuns, tell dem
to gettin tuch. No mergency.

Sunrise da PRITTY wun.

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Ise so VAIN, I bet I know dat son issa bout me
Ise so vain.


>
> Tabitha
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On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:20:06 -0000, Will in New Haven's nimble, little
paws typed:
>
> <looks up at tabitha's name> Howcum Uncl Bill don put MY name up der
> on r messunchezr? Iyam da PRITTY wun. Anyways.

Owr hooman uses Dialogue by 40tude az a noozreeder cawz it haz furry
powerful filterz (aka killfile) an it letz you set up a profile fur
eech kitty or hooman.

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
9/26/2007 7:57:48 PM
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If yoo awl likez, yoo kan kum vizzit owrown howse in da San Furncisco area.
It's in Concord, in da eestbay. I kan giv efurrykittee a toor uv da howse,
an maybe sumkittee who knowz how to opin kabnitz kan opin da wun whare owr
treetz iz and we kan awl hav sum.

Sundance

"Granby" <spaz.DeleteThis@joink.com> wrote in message
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> O.T. asks Piglet what we are waiting on to go on with the venture. Piglet
> considers and sys "profably someone who knowz da areaz as gud az da lastz
> part. I fings we haz da wedwink infitatum materz solved. Itz souns
> wonnerful. Anna iffin youz kitties gets tago toda ball, youz will behafe
> or I will sitz on yourownselvesz!
>
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diz wuuld be nize... I iza xpurt atta opinin clozetz anna min sisfur anna
littermate OEJ iza xpurrt atta kitchen kabinetz... anna Mizz Piglette kan
efin opin da kold fud box... turns to cleopatra, letz go to Sundanzes howze,
TV, finishin hiz snak anna kleanin up anna gettin readi ta rock...
Sundance <carrieandbishop-2times3.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> If yoo awl likez, yoo kan kum vizzit owrown howse in da San Furncisco
area.
> It's in Concord, in da eestbay. I kan giv efurrykittee a toor uv da
howse,
> an maybe sumkittee who knowz how to opin kabnitz kan opin da wun whare owr
> treetz iz and we kan awl hav sum.
>
> Sundance
>
> "Granby" <spaz.RemoveThis@joink.com> wrote in message
> news:5lvlq0Falaq4U1@mid.individual.net...
> > O.T. asks Piglet what we are waiting on to go on with the venture.
Piglet
> > considers and sys "profably someone who knowz da areaz as gud az da
lastz
> > part. I fings we haz da wedwink infitatum materz solved. Itz souns
> > wonnerful. Anna iffin youz kitties gets tago toda ball, youz will behafe
> > or I will sitz on yourownselvesz!
> >
>
>
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On Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:25:04 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

> If yoo awl likez, yoo kan kum vizzit owrown howse in da San Furncisco area.
> It's in Concord, in da eestbay. I kan giv efurrykittee a toor uv da howse,
> an maybe sumkittee who knowz how to opin kabnitz kan opin da wun whare owr
> treetz iz and we kan awl hav sum.
>
> Sundance

Meow, Sundance! Fangs fur da infitayshun! Tiger an myuownself wood
luff to bisit! An den we kud go to San Furansisko!

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
9/27/2007 8:13:28 PM
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