HOWEDY dogtek,
"dogtek" wrote in message
1192651280.704358.31010.RemoveThis@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> In response to Jerry Howe -
> Wow. I can't decide if you are trying to help me or not -
That all depends on you, dogtek. If you WANT the very beast
for your dog you'll carefully follow my instructions and ignore
the pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug
coward active accute chronic life long incurable malignant
manic depressive sado masochistic mental cases whom I've
IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED an DISCREDITED by POSTING
their own CASE HISTORIES of ABYSMAL LIES, DISMAL
FAILURES with their own fear aggressive, hyperactive,
neurotic, dogs DYIN from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE a.k.a. The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{}: ~ ) >
The choice is YOURS. It's a FREE WORLD and you're a adult <{}: ~ ) >
> I'll let you know in a couple of days when
> I finish reading the lengthy replies.
It shouldn't take you THAT long. Just ignore the imbeciles
who reply to your question and get to the root of the problem
and study my manual usin a text to speech reader <{}'; ~ ) >
> If you are, may I suggest CONDENSING your point a little,
I WAS BEING BRIEF, dogtek <{}'; ~ ) >
> getting to it quicker,
O.K. Here's the SHORT version: these forums are inundated
with LIARS, DOG ABUSERS, COWARDS, and ACTIVE
ACCUTE CHRONIC LIFE LONG INCURABLE MALIGNANT
MENTAL CASES, who'll DO an SAY ANYTHING to DEFEND
their alleged RIGHT to HURT INTIMIDATE MUTILATE and
MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters to compensate
for their own fragile defective egos, weak fearful minds and
colossal inferiority complexes AS EVIDENCED by their own
pathetic miserable stinkin POSTED CASE HISTORIES <{}: ~ ( >
> NOT calling so many people names
Well, it's only TRUE.
You'll NOTICE they AIN'T DEFENDING themselves.
WONder HOWE COME?
THEY CAN'T, on accHOWENTA I got it
ALL in their own written words <{}: ~ ) >
> and NOT YELLING SO MUCH.
Not really YELLIN, just makin a POINT <{}'; ~ ) >
> If you have a manual that I can download,
INDEEDY! THANK YOU for ASKIN <{}'; ~ ) >
> then by all means provide a working link and I will check it out.
I'd left it HOWET intentionally just to make SHORE you was
PAYIN ATTENTION and we'd maybe have the opportunity to
DISCUSS some of the aforementioned ISSUES <{}: ~ ) >
Here's The Manual:
http://relinkz.com/EffectiveNonPhysicalDogTraininAIN'TLUCK777It'sSCIENCEAtIt'sBEAST
> And please - reply to the group and not my e-mail address -
Yeah, I don't usually send direct email HOWEver, I
wanted to be SHORE you got the MESSAGE <{}: ~ ) >
> thanks for your help and cooperation.
The pleasure is all mines <{}: ~ ) >
> ps - if I went into a shoe store and they spent half the time
> telling me what A-HOLES the other shoe stores were, do
> you think it would make me want to shop there more?
The other shoe stores AIN'T gonna tell you to HURT
INTIMDIATE an GET YOUR DOG DEAD <{}: ~ ( >
> Other than that I do appreciate anybody's help I can get.
You just got ALL the INFORMATION you need to pupperly
handle raise an train your pets children an spHOWES. As time
permits I'll likeWIZE IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT
the rest of the pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin punk
thug coward active accute chronic life long incurable malignant
mental cases who've replied to your question <{}: ~ ) >
> Thanks
There ain't no need to say "THANK YOU The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy,
Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard" <{}: ~ ) >
HOWEver, if you PREFER to, here's a couple serving suggestions:
Thank you, Jerry, for all you help.
You've been a blessing to all of us.
AIMEE
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AND LIKE THIS:
Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
many people are so dang blind or ignorant.
You just keep plugging away at what you do,
because you my friend are a life saver!!!
Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
of your product, you have my number. We would gladly
talk to them.
Thank you very much for all your help. God bless you...
Anthony & Linda Testa
Jacksonville, Florida
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AND LIKE THIS:
From: JesuMaria@.com
To: jho....RemoveThis@bellsouth.net
Sent: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 12:51 PM
Subject: Re: Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Thanks, Jerry! All pages were received and
downloaded without any problems!
God bless you! Please know that you will
be remembered in all prayers and sacrifices,
and daily before the Most Blessed Sacrament
here in our Chapel.
With many prayers,
Sister Anthony Marie
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AND LIKE THIS:
Here's professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM NO! into
ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
contemplation" dermer of the Department of ANAL-ytic
Behavior at UofWI, pryor:
From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST
And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?
Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.
(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),
--Marshall
Marshall Lev Dermer/ Department of Psychology/ University of
Wisconsin-Milwaukee/ Milwaukee, WI 53201/ der....RemoveThis@uwm.edu
http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
"Life is just too serious to be taken entirely seriousyl!"
Subject: Subject changed: JUMPING / MOUTHING On PEOPLE
(Ninnyboy)
26 From: Marshall Dermer -
Date: Tues, Aug 14 2001
Email: der....RemoveThis@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu (Marshall Dermer)
In article
(Matthew Burnside) writes:
Dear Matt:
Many have offered Jerry constructive advice but
Jerry has failed to profit from it.
My sincere advice is to filter out Jerry's posts.
--Marshall
PS: I have put "Ninnyboy" in the header for many of us filter
posts with this term. The term indicates that the post
is about Jerry.
I have read rpdb for about five years. Consequently, I urge
newbies to attend to the civil and rational posts of the rpdb
regulars from whom I have learned much. They include:
Ann (,Twzl, Sligo & Roy), Amy Dahl, Diane Blackman,
jdoee, Janet Boss, Susan Fraser, Avrama Gingold, Nancy
Holmes, Lynn Kosmakos, Bob Maida, MaryBeth, Ruth
Mays, Cindy Tittle Moore, Robin Nuttall, Denna Pace,
John Richardson, Sarah Sionnach, Ludwig Smith, Jane
Webb, and Terri Willis.
*(EVERY WON of them got VERY LONG POSTED CASE}
HISTORIES of INCURABLE MENTAL ILLNESS an HURTIN
INTIMIDATIN an MURDERIN INNOCENT DEFENSELESS
DUMB CRITTERS an LYIN abHOWET IT.)
Marshall Lev Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior Analysis
Specialty/ Department of Psychology/University of
Wisconsin--Milwaukee/Milwaukee, WI 53201
der....RemoveThis@uwm.edu
http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me. But if I am only for
myself, what am I?" _The Talmud_
YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!
Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
BUSINESS.
From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D."
To: "Jerry Howe"
Subject: Alleged Professors of Animal Behavior
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:50:51 -0400
Dear Jerry, I paged through some of the "dog business"
and was astonished at the low quality of opinions arising
from professors of behavior analysis.
I had the very great privilege of meeting Sam Corson
(Pavlov's last Ph.D. student) and his dogs at Ohio
University. I even got to spend a night at Sam's house.
There is no question but that you are a spiritual brother
to Corson and to Pavlov, both of whom knew that the dog's
great capacity for love was the key to shaping doggie behavior.
Paradoxical reward and paradoxical fixing of attention are
both well documented Pavlovian techniques. Even so humorless
a chap as B.F. Skinner taught students like the Breland's whose
"The Misbehavior of Organisms" demonstrate the utility of your
methods and their deep roots in scientific (as opposed to
commercial) psychology.
George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate,
Academy of Behavioral Medicine
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Here's professor dermer AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:
"We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
Come To Their Senses And Support Your Valuable Work.
God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.
From: "Marshall Dermer"
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.
You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
alert the world to animal abuse.
We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.
Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile and
significant work?
In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.
--Marshall Dermer
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SEE? SEE?? SEE???
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter
selbst vergebens!" -Friedrich Schiller.
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves
contend in vain."
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
G-R-A-N-D
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
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