With inimitable style, Miss Nikita Bunn posted:
> RA Rosie:
>
> I'm going to have to absolutely MAUL the wretched hoomin tonight. She
> put your care package in the mail without giving me a chance to sneak
> a secret communique in with it.
>
> I am very sorry. I will have to use other means of communications to
> send you the secret escape plans.
miss nikita,
i await your package with great anticipation; i've over heard much about the
delectable treats headed my way. i too *wanted* to maul my hoomin tonight,
but she had the boy hoomin holding me down in such a way that I couldn't get
to her or him! they brought home that poke-y thing they use at the field
hospital and poked me with it here, in my own headquarters! Now I look like
a reject from a balloon factory and i swear i heard private patches
*snickering* as I went back to my sickroom.
i am building my strength daily, although private patches is encouraging me
to hide my progress as the hoomin has been delivering a great variety of
greens and goodies to the both of us since my accident. *sigh* i wish i
could remember the incident, but it's all a blur to me. ...perhaps when they
stop drugging me night and day i will be able to remember what malady befell
me. all i can say is ha! - it will take more than that to dissuade me from
achieving our mutual objectives, miss nikita!
In solidarity!
rosie, r.a., uhf, naval division
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