Pushy Stinkers - N.I.L.I.F. - Re: Help with Cane Corso

HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdrums RemoveThis @aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message
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> >flabeare@ec.rr.com wrote:

> >Being a trainer we are going to get bit.

Only if you're a screw up, leah.

> > That is a given,

You aren't even a screw up, leah. You're a nitwit. You
got NO dog savvy. You got NO methods. You got
BIT 4 times by your own dog who's destroyed your
own HOWES and marriage and is now confined to
a box after two years of constant abusive "training"
on your pronged spiked pinch choke collar and your
GL necktwister.

> > however, the policy is the dog can NOT come back
> > if he actually brakes the skin.

NO PROBLEM.

That the dog breaks skin or not, the THOUGHT is already
complete as soon as the dog thinks FEAR MISTRUST
or ANGER.

> I got bitten for my first time yesterday.

Good for you. Put salt on it and bandage it tight.

> A good one, too.

Good for you.

> I was trying to demonstrate canine massage on a 4-month-old friendly lab,

That so? What would you know about massage and for HOWE COME
would you be using it in a pet store basic NOTHING class?

> and learned that he did *not* have any patience for being held

You mean you had no right to touch a dog you don't
know who didn't INVITE your attention, leah.

> when he wanted to play.

You mean he didn't want you to restrain and intimidate him.
That's the PUPORSE of your "massage." Your canine massage
is an EXCUSE to inflict your NILIF method on unsuspecting
pet owners, leah. You're a liar and a dog abuser and a mental
case and a dog thief. That's just for starters and it's all in our
archives. The arcives don't lie, leah. You're a very disturbed
individual and have NO right bothering innocent dogs unlucky
enough to be owned by anyone STUPID enough to trust a
pet store clerk to mishandle their puppy under the pretense
of HELPING them.

> Little stinker.

IMAGINE? I've never called a dog a little stinker...

> I'm not going to kick him out of class, though.

YOU should be kicked outta "class."

> It was my fault for not paying close enough attention.

No. It was your fault for getting involved with things you
know NUTHING about, except that you caused the same
problems with your own dogs.

> However, I'm beginning to think that all labs should be
> started right away on NILIF.

Yeah. That's HOWE COME the koehler method reaps
10% DEAD DOGS, leah. I'm glad you're brining that
to the pest mart innocents who you are intent on rippin
off for their hard earned dough and their pet's LIVES.

> I knew they were pushy,

Well, THAT'S because YOU got no idea about HOWE
to approach handle and make pals with a puppy dog, leah.

> but the labs in my classes are all - with one
> exception - downright obnoxious about it.

That's CONSISTENCY, leah. That PROVES the problem
is CAUSED BY YOU, not the PUSHY STINKERS.

Could be they're OBNOXIOUS because of HOWE
you're handling them... get the heel outta this business,
you're a lying dog abusing Thug Coward and you're
gonna get some dogs DEAD.

> PetsMart Pet Trainer

You got to get the heel outta this business before you
HURT somebody, leah.

We always hear "trainers" say to enforce commands. Don't
give a command unless you intend to follow through with it.
"Reinforcement NEVER ends," (unless you know HOWE to
TRAIN the dog).

That's kind of a dichotomy, I think. Doesn't training
SUPPOSED to END A PROBLEM, not mean that we're
supposed to CONSTANTLY WORRY about the behavior
we've ALLEGEDLY trained???

The Nothing In Life Is Free method is touted as being the
most effective way of dominating an obstreperous dog. The
idea is to cause the dog to subordinate himself to the
"AUTHORITY" of his trainer, and increase the dog's respect
for his handler.

You can't do the program with an untrained
dog. So to make the dog sit and down and stay, you could
end up fighting with a "dominant" dog for months on obedience
before you can even begin the methods.

O.K. Respect and authority are separate issues from where
I'm going with this. The entire concept of dominance is
wrong, but we'll put that off to another thread.

What do we do when we are putting this aggressive or out
of control dog through the nilif program, and he chooses
NOT to do what he's TOLD to do?

Are we supposed to give a command we KNOW cannot be
enforced, say for example with a dog who won't allow us to
handle him?

Don't you think you're going to look rather silly to the dog,
telling him that YOU are going through the door first, and
he's ALREADY pulling you outside? Or when you tell him to
sit before feeding him his breakfast, and he's already for a
toothpick?

Suppose Fido has an attitude, and you're trying to shove
some food in his head. You tell him to sit, and he doesn't sit.
So, he don't get his dinner. No big deal, he'll learn, RIGHT?

That may mean he's going to wait till the next meal time.
When you tell him to sit before taking his breakfast, he's
ALREADY quite eager to eat, and here's poor little YOU,
telling him that he's not going to eat till he sits. So, you put
him back in his crate. The dog is going to figure this out
REAL quick. Either sit, or don't eat, RIGHT?

So, next meal time, you take him to his food bowl, and tell
him to sit, and he takes one look at his breakfast from two
days ago, and says "uh, uh. I'm eatin, go pound sand."

NOW WHAT?

Next In Line Is a Fight.

THAT'S THE N.I.L.I.F. PROGRAM.

Someone's gonna get HURT.

Ask yourself "WHY DOESN'T JERRY HURT DOGS TO TRAIN THEM?"

And then just answer "BECAUSE JERRY KNOWS HOWE
TO TRAIN DOGS WITHOUT HURTING THEM."

And THEN SAY OUT LOUD: "IGNORE JERRY, HE'S
MEAN TO DOG ABUSERS."

You can get all the information you need to PROPERLY
handle and train your dog using non force, non
confrontational, scientific and psychological
methods, in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

The Wits' End Dog Training Method manual is provided
courtesy of the BIOSOUND Scientific Elves as an
alternative to Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A
Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too).

Your pal, Jerry "The Phony," Howe.

P.S. NOT EVEN the Wits' End Dog Training Method is FREE. You
got to work to "get it." Jerry doesn't LIKE lazy students. j;~}

The Puppy Wizard. <TPW; ~ } >