HOWEDY Fred,
"Fred Finisterre" <finisterre.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> He's been going for walks for 2 or 3 weeks
> but hasn't pee'd or poo'd oustide yet. Only
> on the newspaper in our home. If he's out,
> he'll wait till he gets home, then rush to the
> paper to do his business.
NO PROBLEMO! Take a sheet of newspaper HOWET
with you on his walks and he'll relieve hisself HOWEtside.
> Any ideas? He's 4 months old.
Here's a other SAMPLE of the LYING DOG ABUSING
MENTAL CASES you're ASKIN for HEELP:
> Fred.
Re: My 7 month Lab is so bad all of a sudden!
HOWEDY paula,
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"Paula" <mmmtoblerone.RemoveThis@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> On 1 Dec 2004 14:20:47 -0800, jbyrne.RemoveThis@fnf.com (Jacquelyn) wrote:
>
> >I am very frustrated.
That's NORMAL here abHOWETS.
> > I feel
FEELINS got NUTHIN to do with trainin dogs.
> > like lately the dog has been yelled at all of the time.
You've all got the SAME problems.
> > But you have to dicipline them,
No. Dogs and children do not have the
UNDERSTANDING to be "DISCIPLINED"
using methods OTHER than DEMONSTRATED
SELF DISCIPLINE.
THAT means you can't beat yourselves in
the head with the newspaper when you
FORGET to HIDE THE WEENIE or as in
culprit aka kelly aka metta's case, when she
FORGOT to put her dog's SHOCK COLLARS
on them and they MURDERED her own DEAD
KAT she'd been usin to PROOF the dogs for
her new shock fence. REMEMBER?
> > and let them know when they do something wrong
Dogs and children DO NOT UNDERSTAND
RIGHT or WRONG they ONLY understand
SAFE and S-HOWEND or PAIN HUNGER
NEED GREED and FEAR. They're TOTALLY
dependent on their handler or mommy to
meet their needs IN ADVANCE and respond
to their cries NEARLY INSTANTLY or they will
become FEARFUL and anxiHOWES.
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
> > (she just always seems to be doing
> > something wrong lately)!
"It is by muteness that a dog becomes
so utterly beyond value."
Like a confessor Priest?
"With him,
words play no torturing tricks.........., "
--John Galsworthy.
Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...
Their behaviors reflect
HOWER words, actions and training quirks.
Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
When you scold punish avoid bribe and
ignore behaviors of the domestic puppy
dog or child which you don't have the
INTELLECT to HOWEtwit they learn to
COMMAND your 100% UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION.
THAT'S HOWE COME PRAISE IN ADVANCE WORKS.
But in order for THAT to happen you gotta
STOP HURTING BRIBING CRATING and
INTIMIDATING or otherWIZE negatively
interacting in any way with your critters.
You GET The Critter You TRAINED
A DOG Is A Dog;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.
ALL Behavior Problems Are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.
Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
> > What can I do to stop the madness?
You'll have to TAKE the CURE.
> I hear you on the frustration
ONLY dog abusers cowards liars and active
long term incurable mental cases post here.
> of a bratty adolescent
You mental cases AIN'T gettin away with BLAMIN
THE CRITTER for your inability to HOWEtwit the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog or pre verbal
child:
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
Your dogs and children are "OPPOSITIONAL"
and "HYPERACTIVE" on accHOWENT of
you hurt bribe intimidate crate shock choke
scold punish spray aversivses in their faces
and withold attention and affection and lock
them in boxes to AVOID behaviors you don't
have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit.
> chewer,
Destructive chewing is a SYMPTOM of anxiHOWESNESS.
>but yelling constantly isn't the answer.
Yelling is a SYMPTOM of MENTAL ILLNESS.
> You do have to discipline dogs
THAT'S INSANE.
ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.
Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
You've got a VERY LONG POSTED CASE
HISTORY of child and dog temperament
and behavior problems CAUSED BY your
MENTAL ILLNESS, paula.
> and let them know when they do something wrong,
Catch22, dog abuser. Dogs and innocent children
CANNOT KNOW RIGHT or WRONG, therefore to
"LET THEM KNOW" when they done sumpthin
wrong would be CRITICISM, NOT DISCIPLINE
through DEMONSTRATED SELF CON-TROLL.
> but dogs have to know in the moment
You mean "CATCH THEM IN THE ACT".
THAT'S INSANE. If you "CATCH" the dog
"IN THE ACT" you'd have "FORGOT" to
HIDE THE WEENIE, according to the
WIZEdom of the DOG ABUSING MENTAL
CASES who PUPPY PROOF their HOWESES
and lock their dogs in boxes and bribe and
reward BAD BEHAVIORS with ALTERNATE
GOOD BEHAVIORS...
There AIN'T NO SUCH THING.
A dog or child CANNOT KNOW BAD or GOOD,
only SAFE and S-HOWEND or AFRAID and NEEDY.
> when they are doing something wrong
INNOCENT CRITTERS CANNOT DO WRONG.
> and don't need to be told by yelling at them.
They CANNOT be TOLD anything if they're
DUMB ANIMALS or PRE VERBAL CHILDREN.
> Rather than let the dog have access to rooms
THAT'S HOWE COME dogs MESS in their
HOWESES and CHEW sutff they FIND.
> and objects that she can destroy
You CANNOT puppy proof the HOWES.
THAT'S HOWE COME DOGS EAT POISON
and SWALLOW SUFF they FIND when you
FORGET to HIDE the weenie.
> and then yell at her after the fact,
You PREFER to "TELL" them when you CATCH
them IN THE ACT, which TEACHES them to DO
that behavior to GET your 100% UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION.
> you need to watch her like a hawk
After a few minutes of THAT the dog will
further engage you in a nice game of keep
away chase MHOWETHING jumping and
treats.
> and intervene before she destroys
If you INTERVENE you'll be CALLING your
100% UNDIVIDED ATTENTION to the behavior
problem which REWARDS the BAD BEHAVIOR.
We've been over this a few hundred times already.
REMEMBER?
You punish scold bribe reward ignore and avoid
behaviors UNLESS you CATCH THEM IN THE
ACT. THAT means your efforts to "NOT REWARD"
the dog's CRIES FOR ATTENTION or negative
attention getting devices are BEING REWARDED
when you CATCH THEM IN THE ACT.
THAT'S INSANE.
Seems SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS is
a side effect of MENTAL ILLNESS.
> and confine her safely
No. THAT makes them MOORE fearful
and destructive and AVOIDS teaching
the dog SELF CON-TROLL.
> when you cannot watch her like a hawk.
IDIOT. If you TRAIN the dog not to chew
he WON'T CHEW. If you don't make the
dog anxiHOWES he WON'T DESTROY
your HOWESES and SHIT IN YOUR BEDS.
> My lab mix
A dog is a dog. You blame the BREED for
being UN CON-TROLLABLE.
> has decided
Dogs do not "DECIDE" they DO what they LIKE.
> that even greenies are not as good to
> chew on as plastic objects like pens.
Your dog doesn't get CAUGHT IN THE ACT
and TOLD not to CHEW greenies... but he
DOES get 100% of your NEGATIVE ATTENTION
EVERY TIME he chews a pen or steals from
the garbage or C-HOWENTERS.
THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CANNOT TRAIN
your dogs children or SP-HOWESES even if
they've PROMISED to not do what you CAUGHT
THEM IN THE ACT doin.
> I have kids as well as dogs,
You're a dog and child abusing mental
case with a very long posted case history.
> so it is difficult to keep pens from being left in her reach,
THAT'S HOWE COME we TRAIN dogs NEARLY
INSTANTLY not to DESTRUCTIVELY CHEW by
NOT PUNISHING THEM when we CATCH THEM
IN THE ACT.
You PUNISH your dogs and children and they
learn to FEAR and MISTRUST you and THAT'S
HOWE COME they GO INSANE and do stuff like
destroy your HOWES and attack your guests
and MURDER their toxic mommies if they ever
get SANE enough to realize HOWE COME
they was MADE INTO PSYCHOPATHS.
> but it's my job to do it or my fault if pens
> are destroyed and her stomach is at risk.
You're a lying dog abusing hypocrite. You
got NO method of trainin a dog or child to
do ANY THING other than FEAR and NEED
you to HEELP them by choking shocking
spraying aversives in their faces and lockin
them in boxes and tryin to get HOWET callin
THAT, trainin.
> So, we spend a lot of time together confined
> in one small room where she is not out of my
> sight with pens left around.
That so? S-HOWENDS like FUN!
> When she goes near one with her little snout,
You should PRAISE her and THAT will reduce
her anxiHOWESNESS over havin got PUNISHED
for her past BAD BEHAVIOR.
> I tell her "No" sternly but without yelling.
BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
THAT'LL TEACH THE DOG TO DO THAT
BEHAVIOR AS SOON AS YOU TURN
YOUR BACK.
You CANNOT PUNISH a dog or child for
a BAD BEHAVIOR on accHOWENT of
THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND RIGHT
or WRONG, GOOD or BAD.
THOSE are THINKING ADULT HUMAN QUALITIES
LEARNED through DEMONSTRATED SELF DISCIPLINE
and UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, as Christ taught.
Perhaps THAT'S HOWE COME you lying dog
abusing MENTAL CASES who HURT INTIMDIATE
BRIBE SHOCK CHOKE and CRATE dogs FEAR
The Amazing Puppy Wizard?
> She is not allowed free run of the house in the meantime
It only takes a few minutes to teach a dog
or child to do or not do ANY THING you ask.
> because it's not safe for her to have it.
On accHOWENT of YOU TAUGHT HER to
STEAL and DESTROY or SWALLOW any
thing that you FORGOT to HIDE from her.
The FASTEST way to TEACH a dog or child
to DO sumpthin is to tell them they CAN'T.
That CHALLENGES them to DO what you
SEZ they CAN'T DO.
> She has trouble sleeping through the night in a kennel lately,
You lock your dog in a box on accHOWENT
of your METHODS DO NOT TRAIN DOGS.
> for some reason,
The REASON is on accHOWENT of you're
a dog abusing MENTAL CASE. THAT'S
your HUMAN NATURE, the NATURE of
FEAR FORCE INTIMIDATION an CON-TROLL
to compensate for your fragile defective
ego's, weak fearful minds, and inferiority
complexes.
IOW, you GOT the critter you trained.
> but when I tried tethering her, she was fine with that.
BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
janet boss taught nessa to tie her dog
to the bed to break IT of destroying and
shittin all over her HOWES. Her dogs
TURNED ON HER.
REMEMBER?
> She has enough room to move that she
> can toss and turn and stretch out or whatever
> she does all night that doesn't work in her
> kennel,
The dog is UNHAPPY in the kennel on
accHOWENT of the BARRIER. The
"tether" is a BARRIER. It will take a few
days of being "tethered" for the dog to
see IT as the next BARRIER to overcome.
Your dog will EITHER act HOWET or
collapse inward and succumb to STRESS
INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES,
OCD's like fear of thunder car sickness
separation anxiHOWESNESS and self
mutilation.
> but not enough to get to anything that
> she shouldn't have access to.
On accHOWENT of you don't know HOWE
to TRAIN your dog even after doin EVERY
THING you can think of EXXXCEPT NOT
HURTING and INTIMIDATING and AVOIDING
BRIBING SCOLDING PUNISHING and
CRATING your dogs and children to FORCE
CON-TROLL of the behaviors you don't have
the HUMAN NATURE to UNDERSTAND
on accHOWENT of THAT would EXXXPOSE
you to YOUR OWN HUMAN NATURE, which
you FEAR, which is HOWE COME you take
ANTI PSYCHOTIC MEDICATIONS.
REMEMBER?
> I got a chain leash so that she can't chew through it
Your dog chews his leash on accHOWENT
of YOU CHOKE HIM WITH IT. THAT'S HOWE
COME dogs do their "HAPPY DANCE" when
they see their leashes and pronged spiked
pinch choke and or shock collars comin.
You THINK they're EAGER to go for their
walkies or trainin session. They're BEGGIN
you NOT TO HURT THEM someMOORE.
NO WONder HOWE COME you doGgamened
MENTAL CASES you FEAR and HATE The
Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
> because I would expect her at this stage
You mean her "ADOLESCENT REBELLIHOWES
STAGE" discussed by Scott & Fuller. Too bad they
never figgered HOWET HOWE COME dogs and
children GET OPPOSITIONAL when they reach
adolescent maturity.
Here's a HINT: It's got to do with FEAR
MISTRUST and INSTINCT. Dogs and
children KNOW a MENTAL CASE is
abusing them and they CRY for HEELP
by DESTROYING THEIR HOWESES.
> in her brattiness
You MAKE your dogs INSANE, not "bratty."
> to try chewing through a regular leash
Dogs chew their leashes when you CHOKE them.
> and I'd rather prevent that
You'd have to learn HOWE to NOT CHOKE
your dog to PREVENT THAT, not get a non
destructible leash, you dog abusing mental
case.
> than clean up after it.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard will do the CLEAN UP work.
> You could tether your dog to your bed so
> she can be with you rather than crated
You mean a better MHOWES trap.
> but not be able to wander around and destroy
> objects around the house or even around
> the room.
Perhaps she'll just chew through the chain tether?
> Our relationship could be miserable at this point
Naaah?
> because I, too, could be constantly upset with Punk.
BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
> However, I choose to rearrange things
You mean you tied your dog to the wall
when lockin IT in the box and punishin
IT didn't work.
You got THE SAME PROBLEMS everyWON
else posting here abHOWETS got, for t he
SAME REASON, you lying dog abusing mental case.
> so that I have constant opportunities to be happy with her.
You mean when she's tied to the wall.
> She hears "good dog!" for every "no" since
> she gets immediate praise for looking up at
> me and away from the pen
Your dog LOOKS at you on accHOWENT
of SHE FEARS YOU. You INTIMIDATE,
not TRAIN. You INSTILL FEAR, not TRUST.
You TEACH GREED and FEAR, not UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
>?
You got NO QUESTIONS left to ask.
> (or trash can, which we are also working
> on at the same time)
It takes MOMENTS to train a dog not to
eat garbage or C-HOWENTER SURF.
But you ONLY know AVOID and PUNISH.
> when I interrupt her machinations with a "no"
THAT teaches the dog YOU are IN CON-TROLL
and POSSESSIVE of the VALUABLE objects.
> and then I add more praise opportunities
> by asking her to get her chewie
You mean you REWARD your dog for BAD BEHAVIOR.
>and praising her for doing it,
Which is HOWE COME you CANNOT TRAIN
your dog NOT TO DO what IT AIN'T DOIN on
accHOWENT of you've REWARED the bad
behavior with an alternate incompatible behavior
which MEANS you gotta BE IN CON-TROLL
give an alternate incompatible behavior AS
A REWARD for BAD BEHAVIOR.
And THAT'S HOWE COME you're INSANE.
> telling her to sit and praising her doing so,
Has NO bearing on destructive chewin,
UNLESS you're offering and withholding
bribes or choking or shocking IT to make
IT sit... to avoid a undesirable BAD behavior.
BWEEAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
THAT'S HOWE COME YOU'RE INSANE.
> telling her to drop things
AFTER THE FACT?
> and praising her for doing so,
You mean PRAISE a BAD BEHAVIOR
after scolding the dog for a BAD behavior
IT CANNOT UNDERSTAND is BAD?
> etc.
THAT'S HOWE COME YOU'RE INSANE.
> So during one tv show, we have numerous very
> positive interactions as I ask her to get her chewie
> and drop it and get it and drop it and get it and drop
> it during commercials and sit and stay and down
> and stay during the show
THAT'S INSANE!
>(she likes to blow off a stay,
NO. She doesn't UNDERSTANT "stay" she
only FEARS YOU HURTING HER if she moves.
> but it's amazing how good she can be at it
> when there is not much else to do since she
> is confined in the room with us and we are
> all sitting quietly and only petting her if she
> is staying in her sit or down)
BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
You mean your dog is HYPERACTIVE.
> and reward her along the way instead of hunting
> her down after a quiet spell and yelling at her to
> drop something she shouldn't have or yell at her
> for doing things she shouldn't be doing and then
> going back to my own thing only to hunt her down
> for more reprimands later on.
THAT'S INSANE. You're DOIN what
you're tellin us YOU DON'T DO!
> Does that make sense?
Only if you're studying human mental illness.
Oh, bye the bye, WELCOME to The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's Human Behavior Laboratory!
> Set it up so you have fun
INDEED. The Amazing Puppy Wizard chose
these forums very carefully, paula. The Amazing
Puppy Wizard came here to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE
and DISCREDIT the professional dog trainin and
behaviorISM industries.
HOWEver, HE had FUN when HE discovered the
cure for ALL human and animal behavior problems,
paula. UNFORTUNATELY, you don't LIKE HIS findings.
Fortunately, it doesn't matter if you LIKE what The
Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ on accNHOWENT of
it's all been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN:
"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change,
Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Could Not Obtain
Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs,
NEARLY INSTANTLY,
As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
> and positives
You mean lockin IT in a box and watchin
IT like a hawk when IT ain't tied to the wall.
> while you are getting her through the negatives
If you wasn't a DOG ABUSING MENTAL CASE
there WOULDN'T BE no NEGATIVES.
> of her age
A three week old puppy got all the brains he needs
to HOWEtwit the cunning of a human mental case.
> and breed
A dog is a dog. Only dog abusing mental cases
BLAME the BREED or the DOG for BEING AFRAID.
> and you will both be a lot happier.
No. You will NEVER be happy on accHOWENT
of you FEAR your HUMAN NATURE. You avoid
and HIDE from your FEARS like Adam did in The
Garden.
THAT'S HOWE COME you tak ANTI PSYCHOTIC medications.
> >Another thing is my baby is so smart.
Consider the source. She's been readin
HOWER forums since she got her dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
<snip idiocy>
> There comes a time when dogs figure out that
> they can blow you off when they don't want to
> obey a command even though they know full
> well what the command or rule is.
You mean kinda JUST LIKE HOWE your
children DIS-RESPECT steal and lie to
you and run HOWET on you and HOWE
COME your SP-HOWESES cheat and lie
and run HOWET on you?
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE THE SAME SAME.
> You need to let her know that you won't put up with that.
BWEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
THAT WIL TEACH THEM TO COMMAND 100%
OF YOUR UNDIVIDED MENTALLY ILL ATTENTION.
> Proofing is a necessary part of training.
You mean HURT the dog. So called "PROOFING"
CANNOT HAPPEN till AFTER the dog is TRAINED.
> Every trainer has to go through the process of
> teaching the dog that it should obey even when
> there are more interesting distractions around.
You ain't GOT that problem Your PROBLEM
is gettin the dog not to chew pens or attack
the garbage can or the kat when you AIN'T
standin there ready to HURT and INTIMIDATE
and AVOID and REWARD ITS BAD BEHAVIORS.
> Work with her on come with good treats
You CANNOT train a dog to come using bribes
on accHOWENT of any passin garbage can kitty
kat bunny or kid goin bye with a ball or weenie
in his hand will attact your dog's attention from
your miserable stinkin weenie.
Bribery does NOT train dogs to be dependable
it teaches dogs to do mindless meaningless
unthinking behaviors in exchange for food which
distracts the dog from LEARNING the LESSON.
> and a long leash so you can make her
> come to you even if she doesn't want to.
And THAT'S HOWE COME your dogs WON'T COME
any MOORE than you can make your SP-HOWESES
or children RESPECT you enough to come for you.
> If you are not in a position to enforce your command,
"REINFORCEMENT NEVER ENDS."
When you FORCE CON-TROLL you LOSE CON-TROLL,
as you've just SEEN with these destructive chewing and
C-HOWENTER SURFING threads. It's the same same
as EATIN POISON like perry aka bentcajungirl's DEAD
DOG Maggie or swallowing filthy undies and gettin
intestinal surgery like janet bosses dog or eating
gabrabe like diddler and stan the Nazi man's dogs
had intestinal surgery over.
REMEMBER? That's only a few instances
of you mental cases SOLVING the same
problem using the current WIZEdom as
taught in HOWER universities by ANAL-
ytic behaviorist.
> don't give it.
It takes minutes to install a 100% RELIABLE
INSTANT COME command as a conditional reflex.
> Otherwise, she learns that she can blow you
> off when she wants to and get away with it.
BWEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
INSTEAD of learning to ESCAPE any time you
ain't got IT on a long line to choke and drag in.
> You do need chew toys,
Not really. Dogs AIN'T rodents.
> but not necessarily all over the house.
Or at all, really. Dogs do not have problems
if they cannot chew toys, they HAVE PROBLEMS
when they're jerked and choked and shocked
and sprayed in the face with aversives and locked
in boxes and bribed and ENFORCED.
> They need to be confined with her so that she
> can get out her chewing needs
Dogs HAVE NO CHEWING NEEDS after teething.
EXXXCESSIVE CHEWING IS A SYMPTOM
OF ANXIHOWESNESS, NOT NECESSITY.
> but doesn't have the opportunity to make all
> the world her chew toy.
That's IDIOCY. Your dogs are NOT CHEWING TOYS
they're DESTROYING YOUR PERSONAL STUFF on
accHOWENT of THEY FEAR and HATE YOU on
accHOWENT of you're DOG ABUSING MENTAL CASES.
> When she is not confined,
Then you'll HOWEND her constantly till youi
GOTTA CONfine her again.
> make sure you have her favorite chewies with
> you so that when she looks like she is looking
> for something forbidden to chew on, you can
> offer her a chewie and reward her for chewing on
> that instead.
THAT REWARDS THE BAD BEHAVIOR.
> Punk would rather eat a pen, but if she doesn't have
> that option, she can usually find it in her to chew on
> one of her chewies.
BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
IOW, YOU STILL GOT THE SAME PROBLEM.
> She lets me know how much she suffers,
THAT SO?
> but she'll do it.
THAT'S INSANE!
BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
> Dog toys all over the house don't help me
> much in that moment when I am trying to
> distract her
THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CAN'T TRAIN YOUR DOGS.
> from the forbidden
From the FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
> and help her learn that it is not chewing that makes me upset
You mean makes you ACT INSTANE?
>but chewing the wrong things.
DOGS and CHILDREN CANNOT KNOW WRONG.
> You need to have some good ones right there with you.
THAT'S INSANE.
You're REWARDING BAD BEHAIVORS again...
THAT'S a SYMPTOM of MENTAL ILLNESS.
> Paula
> "I think I'm having the best childhood I've ever had!" ---Mimi
From: Diane (dbergman@wwdc.com)
Subject: biting and attention
Date: 1999/10/13
I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one
question a week) but I've never owned a lab
before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd
has severe problems.
This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.
Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and
shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.
Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took
my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as
my arm still has puncture wounds.
Has anyone had this problem?
I think she gets upset that all my attention is not
on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with
her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)
She also bites when she needs to go outside.
Any suggestions?
------------------------------------------------------------------
BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
THAT'S A SYMPTOM OF MENTAL ILLNESS.
BOTH THESE GUYS GOT DEAD DOGS
CAUSE THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THEIR
Puppy Wizzzard TILL IT WAS TOO LATE.
"misty" <Momisty.RemoveThis@webtv.net>
wrote in message
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> I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive.
> I do know she's not here with us. I really can't
> blame anyone here for her loss. I'm the one
> who ignored your advice.
>
> I did it because of how you write/wrote.
> I was unwilling to accept the idea
> that my using a shock collar could have
> any bearing on Peach not wanting to stay
> home.
>
> Up until I started using it my main concern
> had been keeping my dogs in their own yard.
>
> Once I started using the e-fence...well,
> then my concern became how to keep
> them from running off for days on end.
>
> I lost valuable training time becoming
> embroiled in the anti-shock debate and
> the "Jerry sux" tirades.
>
> I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in
> the world now <g> A Wits End> Trained dog,
> one who is completely housetrained,
> doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard,
> and doesn't bark all the time.
>
> IOW a great companion and friend.
>
> Thanks Jerry!
=====================
"misty" <Momisty.RemoveThis@webtv.net>
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> We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this
> Spring. Two dogs, two collars We now have
> one dog and no collars.
>
> Peach and Zelda would run thru
> the fence, not want to come back in the yard
> and would run for days.
>
> The last time, Peach didn't come back home.
>
> I used the Wit's End Training Manual to
> learn how to train my dog. She is now
> border trained. A few minutes each day
> reinforces her desire to stay in the yard.
>
> She no longer runs out into the road, I
> can stop her from chasing cats and she
> no longer cringes when we walk around
> the yard.
>
> I can not say loud or long enough how
> much I hate the e-fence and its collars.
>
> If you can't get a regular fence
> then you need to train your dog. I will never
> rely on an electronic collar to keep my dog in
> our yard again.
>
> The price was too high:-(
> ~misty
============
<"Terri"@cyberhighway
> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his
> posts and watching him extract his soggy foot
> out of his mouth! Out of these MILLIONS, I've
> only seen 2 naive childs come forward and
> actually believe in his training manual.
Robert Crim writes:
I assume that I and my wife are those two naive
childs since I freely admit to having read and, I
hope, understood enough of the manual and it's
counterparts by John Fisher and the posts of
Marilyn Rammell to believe and use it.
This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant
barrage of really infantile crap at the hands of
supposedly adult dog lovers.
The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with
the nagging idea that if people like them had been
posting earlier, maybe we would not have had to
hold the head of a really magnificent animal in our
arms while he was given the needle and having to
hug him and wait until he gasped his last gasp.
To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a
dog into good behavior. Naive is believing that
people that hide behind fake names are more
honest than people that use their real names.
Naive is thinking that dilettante dog breeders
and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have
studied and lived by their craft for decades.
"Stupid" is believing that people do not see
kindergarten level insults for what they are. Really
stupid is believing that people like Jerry Howe and
Marilyn Rammell are going to just go away because
you people act like fools.
Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea,
and I don't really care.
> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward
> and actually admit to buying and having success
> with his little black box.
I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day
and take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use
and testing. You would never believe the results, so
you'll never know.
> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man
> coming by Jerry's posts deserves to get what
> is sure to be coming to him! LOL!
I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and
Longsuffering Wife and Rollei will just have to get
what we deserve, eh? As Joey (Dogman) says,
"poor Rollei.".......right.
>Terri
Yes it was, and that is sad.
Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)
===============
AND THOSE ARE THE RESULTS OF MENTAL ILLNESS.
Thank you, Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW; - ) >
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