Hoomin AWOL

cathy_clark DeleteThis @sympatico.ca (Cathy Clark) writes:

> Dear UHF,
>
> Our hoomin has gone AWOL. A strange man comes every day to feed us
> and let us run around for a while. It smells like cat.

I hope your run away and refuse to let him near you.

> We are insulted and enraged! Rumour has it our hoomin has run away
> for two whole weeks. It must be punished. But how? Has anyone else
> had to deal with an impudent, AWOL hoomin? How to make sure it
> doesn't misbehave again?

The advice of other UHF bunnies has been excellent so far. Make life
unpleasant for them and let them know why. My hoomin is a little slow
on the uptake most of the time, but if we run away from him whenever
he tries to pet us we get our point across eventually.

Privates Flopsie and Munchkin
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Convince this strange cat smelling hooman to give you extra
treats....................... then deposit all the extra cecals in the bottom
of your slaves shoes. Tuffy
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TuffyRabbit wrote:

> Convince this strange cat smelling hooman to give you extra
> treats....................... then deposit all the extra cecals in the bottom
> of your slaves shoes. Tuffy

When my Professor went away, I was sad. I didn't
know if he was coming back. When he returned, I
ran out with big wide eyes. I groomed him right
away. He groomed me back, and gave me treats!

Merlin sulked. When Professor left, Merlin felt he
was in charge, and I was all his. Silly Merlin!
Merlin gets along with Professor much better now,
but he still thinks he's tuff.

--
;-) The Jump
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Dear UHF

Thank you all for the great advice. Boy is the hoomin in for a
surprise when it gets back!

Babbit & Kanga
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