All those in favor say I.
Dear Mr Jehosaphatts.
Please help Mr Saunby and save him from himself, let him see the light
and forever walk in the path of the dearly beloved reverend.
Please help him to avoid grizzlies in demon.local, and allow us to
advise him to wear noisy little bells on his clothes and carry garlic
to alert us to his presence. Also to watch for signs of activity :
Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries;grizzly scat has
little bells in it and smells like pepper.
We pray that he is not eaten alive by any of us, despite temptation.
Forever and after.
To avoid grizzlies, the Alaska Department of Fish & Game advises hikers
to wear noisy little bells on clothes and carry pepper spray. Also watch
for signs of activity: Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries;
grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
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