Dogs are better than mice

I never had to have a cage for my dogs.

My dogs have always been smarter than the mice I had.

My dog sleeps on top my bed, and a mouse would not be there in the
morning.

My dog does her buisness quickly outside when it is cold, while a mouse
just pees in your hand.

I dont know of any vet that does mice, mine only does cats and dogs,
another will do rabbits but not mice.

If the landlord says "no cats or dogs", then I might get mice, but my
dogs live a lot longer.

Even a rabbit can be house trained to go in a litterbox, while a mouse
just pees and poops everywhere, even on you.

Its nice to know people like mice though, even though they are nowhere
near as smart as a dog. Mice are just better at escaping.

On 19-Dec-2004, tim6kettring.RemoveThis@e-garfield.com wrote:

> I never had to have a cage for my dogs

You've abviously never had a pit bull.

> My dogs have always been smarter than the mice I had.

You've obviously never had an afghan hound.

> My dog sleeps on top my bed, and a mouse would not be there in the
> morning.

I'm pickier about who shares my bed, but my mice always come out of their
hidey-holes and say 'good morning'.

> My dog does her buisness quickly outside when it is cold, while a mouse
> just pees in your hand.

Aw... nothing says 'I love you' like a puddle of stinky pee.

> I dont know of any vet that does mice, mine only does cats and dogs,
> another will do rabbits but not mice.

That's because they are still generally relegated to the category of
'vermin'... But, someday, those 'species-ist' fascists will have to accept
the superiority of mus musculus domesticus! Bwahahaha!

> If the landlord says "no cats or dogs", then I might get mice, but my
> dogs live a lot longer.

They're generally not very happy about mice, either.

> Even a rabbit can be house trained to go in a litterbox, while a mouse
> just pees and poops everywhere, even on you.

What? I though it was a symbol of affection.

> Its nice to know people like mice though, even though they are nowhere
> near as smart as a dog. Mice are just better at escaping.

I don't know, there have been many times when I've found one of my mice
sitting on TOP of what I though was an escape proof cage. The little Houdini
says... "Ta-Duh!" and I have to scratch my head and wonder, "Now how the
heck did he do that?" On the other hand, I once knew a dalmation that would
get his head stuck in the cat-door at least once a week.

G.