HOWEDY Blake,
"Blake Lange" <blakelange.DeleteThis@msn.com> wrote in message news:
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> On Jan 12, 6:39 pm, Mark Shaw <ms....DeleteThis@bangnetcom.com> wrote:
>> Shelly <she....DeleteThis@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
>> > Melinda Shore wrote:
Please disregard these pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
mental cases.
>> > > Cool - spammer meets spammer!
>
>> > It's like a losers' cyberdating service.
>>
>> I'll put up the first five bucks to get at least one of the two
>> of them spayed or neutered. We don't want them reproducing,
>> do we?
>> --
>> Mark Shaw (And Baron) moc TOD liamg TA wahsnm
>> =====================================
>> "If you stand on your head it looks like the dogs are lying
>> on the ceiling."
>> - Melinda Shore
>
> WOW
"WOW" indeed, Blake.
> I am really sorry for that you guys.
There AIN'T no need for you to apologize to these incurable
malignant maliciHOWES lyin dog abusin mental cases who
don't have the courtesy, dignity, self respect, or concern for
dogs to say 'THANK YOU for your innovative product',
Blake <{}: ~ ( >
> I thought you would have more love for a struggling college student.
Or if nothin else, at least for the dogs your product will benefit.
TRUST ME, if you'd been sellin a nice SHOCK COLLAR they'd
be eager to get more information and recommend it to other posters.
> What can I do to change your guys' minds about me?
Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, Blake? These are
CHRONIC INCURABLE LYIN DOG ABUSIN
MENTAL CASES we're dealin with, Blake. They
each have very long posted case histories of HURTIN
and INTIMIDATIN dogs an LYIN abHOWET IT.
> Were you guys ever in college and didn't have
> enough money to make ends meet?
As a matter of fact, each of these lyin dog abusin life long
incurable chronic malignant maliciHOWES mental cases
have DEGREES, and the other WON, racetrack silly,
actually works for a university when she's not runnin her
"RESCUE / SHELTER" organization which MURDERS
67% of their SHELTER dogs <{}:* ~ ( >
marquis de "READ KOEHLER FOR CONTENT" shaw is
a electronics engineer who had been chronically unemployed
for years and opened an unlicensed illegal doggy day care in
his HOWES just like HOWE matty a.k.a. Rocky *(another
chronically unemployable EE) has done and recommends
shockin dogs to keep them CON-TRAINED but not lettin
the owner find HOWET he's hurtin their dogs. Have you
read koehler? He likes to beat and hang dogs to train them.
shelly is an obsessive compulsive bulemic who's foisted
anorexia nervosa MunchHOWESEN by proxy on her dog
who constantly steals food and destroys her HOWES when
she ain't locked in a box or dyin in a pool of blood on her
kitchen floor.
malinda is a very bitter bull dyke who fantasizes herself
to be a sled dog musher yet cannot get her "team" to pass
by a pedestrian with a dog on leash and is an EXXXPERT
obfuscationist <{}: ~ ( >
> Well I have put together this film because I am
> a dog lover and I want to share this with you.
INDEEDY. And I've crossposted this to the heelth
and veterinary forums in case someWON got a dog
who's infirm an needs to stay inside alot and would
enjoy some dog T.V. <{}: ~ ) >
> Thanks
Thank you for your efforts, Blake <{}: ~ ) >
> Blake Lange
If you think I'm makin this up or if any of these ignorameHOWESES
dispute what I've said, I'll be glad to post their own POSTED CASE
HISTORIES.
Thanks again, Blake, and "don't let the marks of this world get you
down".
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Dr. Larry Male, Engineer, Scientist and Mathematician,
writes *AFTER studying Dr. Miller's works:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrymale @hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004
Subject: Puppy Wizard's Wits End Training Method
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppy
wizard/777witsendmanual.htm
I have studied canine behavior and dog
training for years. I have a huge library
that covers every system of training.
The Puppy Wizard's (Jerry Howe's) Wits'
End Training Method is by far the most
scientific, the most advanced, the kindest,
the quickest and the most effective training
method yet discovered.
It is not an assortment of training tips
and tricks; it is a logically consistent
system. Every behavior problem and every
obedience skill is treated in the same
logically consistent manner.
Please study his manual carefully. Please
endeavor to understand the basis of his
system and please follow his directions
exactly. His manual is a masterpiece. It
is dense with theory, with explanation,
with detailed descriptions about why
behavior problems occur and how their
solution should be approached.
One should not pick and choose from among
his methods based upon what you personally
like or dislike. His is not a bag of tricks
but a complete and integrated system for
not only training a dog but for raising a
loving companion.
When I once said to Jerry that his system
creates for you the dog of your dreams,
his response was that it produces for your
dog the owner of his dreams.
You see, Jerry has discovered that if
you are gentle with your dog then he
will be gentle with you, if you praise
your dog every time he looks at you,
then you will become the center of your
dogs world, if you use Jerry's sound
distraction with praise, then it takes
just minutes-sometimes merely seconds-to
train your dog to not misbehave (even in
your absence) (Just 15 seconds this morning
to train my 10 week old puppy to lie quietly
and let me clip his nails).
Using Jerry's scientific method (sound
distraction / praise / alteration /
variation) it takes just minutes to train
you dog to respond to your commands.
What a pleasure it was for me to see my
6 week old puppy running as fast has his
wobbly little legs would carry him in
response to my recall command-and he
comes running every time I call no matter
where we are or what he is doing.
At ten weeks old now, my puppy never
strains upon his leash thanks to Jerry's
hot & cold exercises and his Family Pack
Leadership exercises.
Jerry has discovered that if you scold
your dog, if you scream at him, if you
intimidate him, if you hurt him, if you
force him then his natural response is
to oppose you.
Is Jerry a nut?
It doesn't make any difference to me whether
he is or not. It is a logical fallacy to judge
a person's ideas based upon their personality.
As far as dogs are concerned, Jerry wears his
heart upon his sleeve. It touches him deeply
when he hears of trainers forcing, intimidating,
scolding or hurting dogs.
More than that, he knows that force is
not effective and that it will certainly
lead to behavior problems; sometime
problems so severe that people put their
dogs down because of those problems.
I believe that it is natural for humans
to want to control their dog by force.
Jerry knows this too. We have all been
at our wits' end, haven't we?
Dogs have a natural tendency to mimic. In
scientific literature it is referred to
allelomimetic behavior. Dogs respond in
like kind to force; they respond in like
kind to praise.
Don't bribe your dog with treats; give him
what he wants most-your kind attention. Give
him your praise.
You will be astonished at how your dog 's
anxiety will dissipate and how their behavior
problems will dissipate along with their anxiety.
Treat Jerry Howe's (The Puppy Wizard) Wits'
End Training Method as a scientific principle
just as you would the law of gravity and you
will have astounding success.
Dog behavior is just as scientific as is gravity.
If you follow Jerry's puppy rules you will get
a sweet little Magwai; if you don't you will
surely get a little gremlin (anyone see The
Gremlins?).
--Larry
-----------------
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (CALL ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
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"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain."
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
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