Dinner an' a koncert!

[Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you get
dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and pacing back
and forth. "Please?"]

> the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did, he
> grooms the ear of
> his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da concurt
> iz gonna be
> owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
> Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake DeleteThis @nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
>>
>> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the Countess'
>> staff
>> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner will be
>> serfed
>> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after coffee and
>> digestifs!]
>>
>> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large orange cat,
>> stirs
>> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
>>
>> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
>> koncert. Did
>> you haff a nice nap?"
>>
>> --
>> Purrs,
>>
>> Mme. Anaïs
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

"Stormmee" <rgrass DeleteThis @consolidated.net> wrote in message
news:4iv8f6F5ev9lU1@individual.net...
> the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did, he grooms the
ear of
> his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da concurt iz gonna
be
> owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
> Mme. Anaïs

Ime alreddy wearen a tuksedow.

Thuh Bear, bruther of HoneyCat
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and includes
rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat dinner, Rosco
i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten, ifin you will
promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif uses, Tiger,
hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get yourownselves
readi, please wear somin nize
ChildFree23 <look DeleteThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
news:jjyyg.6707$157.6172@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> [Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you get
> dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and pacing back
> and forth. "Please?"]
>
> > the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did, he
> > grooms the ear of
> > his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da concurt
> > iz gonna be
> > owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
> > Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake DeleteThis @nospam.com> wrote in message
> > news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
> >>
> >> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the Countess'
> >> staff
> >> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner will be
> >> serfed
> >> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after coffee and
> >> digestifs!]
> >>
> >> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large orange cat,
> >> stirs
> >> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
> >>
> >> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
> >> koncert. Did
> >> you haff a nice nap?"
> >>
> >> --
> >> Purrs,
> >>
> >> Mme. Anaïs
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:33:20 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

> Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and includes
> rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat dinner, Rosco
> i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten, ifin you will
> promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif uses, Tiger,
> hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get yourownselves
> readi, please wear somin nize

An pleeze don't even FINK ov swinging from da shandalierz or playing
wif yur toyz unner da tablez, hokay?

Now you boff get dressed up in sumfing nice, hokay?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/29/2006 1:06:52 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

The Bigcat Dinner? Really?

Stormmee, do you want to?

Cousin Rosco

"Stormmee" <rgrass.DeleteThis@consolidated.net> wrote in message
news:4j1394F5r9n5U1@individual.net...
> Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and
> includes
> rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat
> dinner, Rosco
> i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten,
> ifin you will
> promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif
> uses, Tiger,
> hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get
> yourownselves
> readi, please wear somin nize
> ChildFree23 <look.DeleteThis@bottom.for.address> wrote in message
> news:jjyyg.6707$157.6172@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> [Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you get
>> dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and pacing
>> back
>> and forth. "Please?"]
>>
>> > the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did, he
>> > grooms the ear of
>> > his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da
>> > concurt
>> > iz gonna be
>> > owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
>> > Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake.DeleteThis@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> > news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
>> >>
>> >> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the
>> >> Countess'
>> >> staff
>> >> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner will
>> >> be
>> >> serfed
>> >> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after coffee
>> >> and
>> >> digestifs!]
>> >>
>> >> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large orange
>> >> cat,
>> >> stirs
>> >> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
>> >>
>> >> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
>> >> koncert. Did
>> >> you haff a nice nap?"
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Purrs,
>> >>
>> >> Mme. Anaïs
>>
>>
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

>> Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and
>> includes
>> rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat
>> dinner, Rosco
>> i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten,
>> ifin you will
>> promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif
>> uses, Tiger,
>> hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get
>> yourownselves
>> readi, please wear somin nize
>
> An pleeze don't even FINK ov swinging from da shandalierz or
> playing
> wif yur toyz unner da tablez, hokay?

Of course not! And we promise not to chase the ceiling fans,
either.

> Now you boff get dressed up in sumfing nice, hokay?

I think I'll just go in the buff -- after all, I *am* a
buff-colored cat!

Cousin Rosco
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

after they have left, tiger lookz at hiz wife kitty, you gotza admit,
swingin furm dat big one inna entriway wuuld be fun, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <noaccount.TakeThisOut@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:1xxm7sas4629n$.9tiz6w725iik.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:33:20 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
> typed:
>
> > Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and includes
> > rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat dinner,
Rosco
> > i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten, ifin you
will
> > promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif uses, Tiger,
> > hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get yourownselves
> > readi, please wear somin nize
>
> An pleeze don't even FINK ov swinging from da shandalierz or playing
> wif yur toyz unner da tablez, hokay?
>
> Now you boff get dressed up in sumfing nice, hokay?
>
> --
> Purrs,
>
> Mme. Anaïs
> 7/29/2006 1:06:52 PM
> anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

yez it wuuld be funfun i hazta get minesef readi, diz iz gonna be kule,
Stormmee
ChildFree23 <look.TakeThisOut@bottom.for.address> wrote in message
news:wEOyg.6139$bP5.5207@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> The Bigcat Dinner? Really?
>
> Stormmee, do you want to?
>
> Cousin Rosco
>
> "Stormmee" <rgrass.TakeThisOut@consolidated.net> wrote in message
> news:4j1394F5r9n5U1@individual.net...
> > Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare and
> > includes
> > rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the bigcat
> > dinner, Rosco
> > i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten,
> > ifin you will
> > promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif
> > uses, Tiger,
> > hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get
> > yourownselves
> > readi, please wear somin nize
> > ChildFree23 <look.TakeThisOut@bottom.for.address> wrote in message
> > news:jjyyg.6707$157.6172@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> >> [Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you get
> >> dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and pacing
> >> back
> >> and forth. "Please?"]
> >>
> >> > the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did, he
> >> > grooms the ear of
> >> > his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da
> >> > concurt
> >> > iz gonna be
> >> > owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
> >> > Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake.TakeThisOut@nospam.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
> >> >>
> >> >> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the
> >> >> Countess'
> >> >> staff
> >> >> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner will
> >> >> be
> >> >> serfed
> >> >> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after coffee
> >> >> and
> >> >> digestifs!]
> >> >>
> >> >> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large orange
> >> >> cat,
> >> >> stirs
> >> >> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
> >> >>
> >> >> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
> >> >> koncert. Did
> >> >> you haff a nice nap?"
> >> >>
> >> >> --
> >> >> Purrs,
> >> >>
> >> >> Mme. Anaïs
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:11:51 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

> after they have left, tiger lookz at hiz wife kitty, you gotza admit,
> swingin furm dat big one inna entriway wuuld be fun, Tiger

[kitty giggle] yes, it would, wouldn't it!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/30/2006 12:06:00 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

lowd purring and smurglez, itz gud thing dat they didunt hear uses, dey
would have dunit fur sure, Tiger, ina gud mood gettin readi fur fudz anna
danze
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <noaccount DeleteThis @nospam.com> wrote in message
news:1w5d147k0bc4d.1pjak711uq8j3$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:11:51 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
> typed:
>
> > after they have left, tiger lookz at hiz wife kitty, you gotza admit,
> > swingin furm dat big one inna entriway wuuld be fun, Tiger
>
> [kitty giggle] yes, it would, wouldn't it!
>
> --
> Purrs,
>
> Mme. Anaïs
> 7/30/2006 12:06:00 AM
> anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

What are you going to wear?

Rosco

"Stormmee" <rgrass DeleteThis @consolidated.net> wrote in message
news:4j2jc3F62afeU1@individual.net...
> yez it wuuld be funfun i hazta get minesef readi, diz iz gonna
> be kule,
> Stormmee
> ChildFree23 <look DeleteThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
> news:wEOyg.6139$bP5.5207@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> The Bigcat Dinner? Really?
>>
>> Stormmee, do you want to?
>>
>> Cousin Rosco
>>
>> "Stormmee" <rgrass DeleteThis @consolidated.net> wrote in message
>> news:4j1394F5r9n5U1@individual.net...
>> > Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare
>> > and
>> > includes
>> > rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the
>> > bigcat
>> > dinner, Rosco
>> > i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten,
>> > ifin you will
>> > promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif
>> > uses, Tiger,
>> > hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get
>> > yourownselves
>> > readi, please wear somin nize
>> > ChildFree23 <look DeleteThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
>> > news:jjyyg.6707$157.6172@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> >> [Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you
>> >> get
>> >> dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and
>> >> pacing
>> >> back
>> >> and forth. "Please?"]
>> >>
>> >> > the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did,
>> >> > he
>> >> > grooms the ear of
>> >> > his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da
>> >> > concurt
>> >> > iz gonna be
>> >> > owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
>> >> > Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake DeleteThis @nospam.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the
>> >> >> Countess'
>> >> >> staff
>> >> >> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner
>> >> >> will
>> >> >> be
>> >> >> serfed
>> >> >> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after
>> >> >> coffee
>> >> >> and
>> >> >> digestifs!]
>> >> >>
>> >> >> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large
>> >> >> orange
>> >> >> cat,
>> >> >> stirs
>> >> >> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
>> >> >> koncert. Did
>> >> >> you haff a nice nap?"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> Purrs,
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Mme. Anaïs
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

stormmee freezes, I duzint know, I willz azk miz anniz, stormmee tears into
tiger and anni's room, I iz scared i dusint know whatta wear, purleze hep
minesef so i duzint embarraz minesef, you two or rosco, Stormmee
pleadingly...
ChildFree23 <look RemoveThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
news:0qazg.2147$0e5.1716@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> What are you going to wear?
>
> Rosco
>
> "Stormmee" <rgrass RemoveThis @consolidated.net> wrote in message
> news:4j2jc3F62afeU1@individual.net...
> > yez it wuuld be funfun i hazta get minesef readi, diz iz gonna
> > be kule,
> > Stormmee
> > ChildFree23 <look RemoveThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
> > news:wEOyg.6139$bP5.5207@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> >> The Bigcat Dinner? Really?
> >>
> >> Stormmee, do you want to?
> >>
> >> Cousin Rosco
> >>
> >> "Stormmee" <rgrass RemoveThis @consolidated.net> wrote in message
> >> news:4j1394F5r9n5U1@individual.net...
> >> > Tiger fixes Stormmee with the ever present parental stare
> >> > and
> >> > includes
> >> > rosco, I am wonnerin ifin you would like to attend the
> >> > bigcat
> >> > dinner, Rosco
> >> > i know you iz an adultcat butted stormmee is still a kitten,
> >> > ifin you will
> >> > promise to behave like adultcats i will 'low you to sit wif
> >> > uses, Tiger,
> >> > hoping he isn't making a huge mistake... and you may get
> >> > yourownselves
> >> > readi, please wear somin nize
> >> > ChildFree23 <look RemoveThis @bottom.for.address> wrote in message
> >> > news:jjyyg.6707$157.6172@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> >> >> [Cousin Rosco and Stormmee teleport in. "Can we help you
> >> >> get
> >> >> dressed?" they ask excitedly, jumping up and down and
> >> >> pacing
> >> >> back
> >> >> and forth. "Please?"]
> >> >>
> >> >> > the large yellow cat stirs and strecheeeeez, yez i did,
> >> >> > he
> >> >> > grooms the ear of
> >> >> > his wife kitty, whut iz we gonna wear, i wonner if da
> >> >> > concurt
> >> >> > iz gonna be
> >> >> > owt or in? Tiger startin ta luk atta tuxidoz
> >> >> > Mme. Anaïs ^..^ <fake RemoveThis @nospam.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:runljrdny33b.1glz21gqpoop3.dlg@40tude.net...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> [A gentle bell can be heard in the hallways as the
> >> >> >> Countess'
> >> >> >> staff
> >> >> >> announce in soft voices:'Mesdames et Monsieurs! Dinner
> >> >> >> will
> >> >> >> be
> >> >> >> serfed
> >> >> >> in abowt an hour, and ze koncert will follow after
> >> >> >> coffee
> >> >> >> and
> >> >> >> digestifs!]
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> [A petite purrsian, sleeping cuddled up to a large
> >> >> >> orange
> >> >> >> cat,
> >> >> >> stirs
> >> >> >> and yawns, then gently grooms the orange cat's head]
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da
> >> >> >> koncert. Did
> >> >> >> you haff a nice nap?"
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> --
> >> >> >> Purrs,
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mme. Anaïs
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
 >> Stay informed about: Dinner an' a koncert! 

On Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:51:28 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

> stormmee freezes, I duzint know, I willz azk miz anniz, stormmee tears into
> tiger and anni's room, I iz scared i dusint know whatta wear, purleze hep
> minesef so i duzint embarraz minesef, you two or rosco, Stormmee
> pleadingly...

Stormee, you poor fing! Don't get upsetted bowt dis. Heer, now heerz
a nice linen dress, itz summery an bein a dress will remind you not to
get into mischief [eyes to heaven]. An heerz a nice string of perlz
fur a collar. Dere! Now you look like a biggirlcat!

[smooths Stormee's fur and sends her off]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/30/2006 11:52:44 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
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