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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:38 pm
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My male dachshund needs a girlfriend!!! He is an eight year old black
and tan smoothy in wonderful health and proven genetics. He has been
studded out before with the puppies arriving healthy and beautifully
marked. Unfortunatlly, our little stud muffin doesn't have papers but
we have shown him is small dog shows and he has won awards. He is
single at the moment and he really needs a girlfriend, even for a one
night stand. Our fee for stud is $150, or a choice of the litter.
Please contact us if you would like to view a picture of Axle. We are
located on Vancouver Island in BC, so if you are close by or planning
on visiting here soon please contact us. Our little stud is
desperate. Thanks, S. Burns webmistress007 DeleteThis @hotmail.com

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:33 am
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"Webmistress" <webmistress007.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> My male dachshund needs a girlfriend!!! He is an eight year old black
> and tan smoothy in wonderful health and proven genetics. He has been
> studded out before with the puppies arriving healthy and beautifully
> marked. Unfortunatlly, our little stud muffin doesn't have papers but
> we have shown him is small dog shows and he has won awards. He is
> single at the moment and he really needs a girlfriend, even for a one
> night stand. Our fee for stud is $150, or a choice of the litter.
> Please contact us if you would like to view a picture of Axle. We are
> located on Vancouver Island in BC, so if you are close by or planning
> on visiting here soon please contact us. Our little stud is
> desperate. Thanks, S. Burns webmistress007.RemoveThis@hotmail.com

Thinking, thinking. Shall I have a stiff drink or shoot myself in the head?
Maybe I'll have the drink first and then shoot myself in the head.
Will they EVER learn?
EGD

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dianne marie schoenberg

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:10 pm
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Amanda Tikkanen <uberpest.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote:
>"EGD" <emailnotworking.RemoveThis@news.net> wrote:
>> Thinking, thinking. Shall I have a stiff drink or shoot myself in the head?
>> Maybe I'll have the drink first and then shoot myself in the head.
>> Will they EVER learn?
>> EGD
>
>What I'm trying to figure out is how the dog has won at shows with no papers.

All I can think of is those "Day in the Park" kinds of events--you know,
the ones where they hand out "smallest dog", "longest hair", "best kisser"
and so on kinds of prizes. Not that there's anything wrong with those
kinds of events at all... only the thought that someone would think
something like that an appropriate test of whether a dog's of breeding
quality??? <*shudder*>

Dianne
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:54 am
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Webmistress said in rec.pets.dogs.breeds:

> We are
> located on Vancouver Island in BC, so if you are close by
> or planning on visiting here soon please contact us.

Where exactly are you? I often visit that area.

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:19 am
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uberpest RemoveThis @hotmail.com (Amanda Tikkanen) wrote in
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> What I'm trying to figure out is how the dog has won at shows with no
> papers.

Club matches. They don't require papers or a registration number to show.

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:13 pm
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When the ancient war dogs did battle on 18 Feb 2004 19:38:28 -0800,
webmistress007 DeleteThis @hotmail.com (Webmistress) did speak the following bit
of wisdom:

>Our little stud is desperate.

Oh brother! :::rolling eyes::: Who has that barf bag? :(

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:03 pm
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Don't you usually PAY for as one night stand, instead of having the
one-night-standee pay YOU?



"Webmistress" <webmistress007.DeleteThis@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:86513d6a.0402181938.5ddcd9fe@posting.google.com...
> My male dachshund needs a girlfriend!!! He is an eight year old black
> and tan smoothy in wonderful health and proven genetics. He has been
> studded out before with the puppies arriving healthy and beautifully
> marked. Unfortunatlly, our little stud muffin doesn't have papers but
> we have shown him is small dog shows and he has won awards. He is
> single at the moment and he really needs a girlfriend, even for a one
> night stand. Our fee for stud is $150, or a choice of the litter.
> Please contact us if you would like to view a picture of Axle. We are
> located on Vancouver Island in BC, so if you are close by or planning
> on visiting here soon please contact us. Our little stud is
> desperate. Thanks, S. Burns webmistress007.DeleteThis@hotmail.com
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