Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!!

> The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
> sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast
> Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent
> their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the
> area with Her special spray. It is a beautiful sunny day, with
> birdies chirping and flowers blooming, and a gentle breeze ruffles
> effurycat's fur.
>
> Miranda-banda, wearing her summer Priestess robes, bustles about,
> making sure that the bridal party are all assembled by the entryway,
> and that the groom and his Best Cats are assembled by the statue.
> After a nod to effurycat to make sure they are all ready, she gives
> the cue for the musicians to begin playing.

What a bootiful day! The grooms party is all here. Tiger's hoomins is
having compooter problems, so he is having problems posting. But he is
here! Mlle. Anais, here he is - duzn't he look good in his tux? He can't
post right now, until his hoomins compooter problems is fixed, but he
whispered dat he finds you stunningly bootiful!

I see mine sisfurs all seated over dere - Cleocatra, Amelia, and Fluffitha.

Sammy
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On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 17:19:31 -0700, Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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>> The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
>> sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast
>> Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent
>> their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the
>> area with Her special spray. It is a beautiful sunny day, with
>> birdies chirping and flowers blooming, and a gentle breeze ruffles
>> effurycat's fur.
>>
>> Miranda-banda, wearing her summer Priestess robes, bustles about,
>> making sure that the bridal party are all assembled by the entryway,
>> and that the groom and his Best Cats are assembled by the statue.
>> After a nod to effurycat to make sure they are all ready, she gives
>> the cue for the musicians to begin playing.
>
>What a bootiful day! The grooms party is all here. Tiger's hoomins is
>having compooter problems, so he is having problems posting. But he is
>here! Mlle. Anais, here he is - duzn't he look good in his tux? He can't
>post right now, until his hoomins compooter problems is fixed, but he
>whispered dat he finds you stunningly bootiful!
>
>I see mine sisfurs all seated over dere - Cleocatra, Amelia, and Fluffitha.
>
>Sammy

Great! Glad to see yoo Sammy. My gudniss yoo are lookin all growed
up an handsome. Hihi Mlle. Anais an TuTu an Tiger an, well lookit all
these fine lookin cats.

Okay ware's Lilith Kitten? We need da bride. Is da bride heer?

Miranda-banda, pacing and kneading
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I'ze heer, sitting rite nekst to Cleopatra. Da bride an groom make a
stunning cople, don't dey?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
>>> The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
>>> sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of
>>> Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to
>>> scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have
>>> annointed the area with Her special spray. It is a beautiful sunny
>>> day, with birdies chirping and flowers blooming, and a gentle
>>> breeze ruffles effurycat's fur.
>>>
>>> Miranda-banda, wearing her summer Priestess robes, bustles about,
>>> making sure that the bridal party are all assembled by the entryway,
>>> and that the groom and his Best Cats are assembled by the statue.
>>> After a nod to effurycat to make sure they are all ready, she gives
>>> the cue for the musicians to begin playing.
>>
>> What a bootiful day! The grooms party is all here. Tiger's hoomins is
>> having compooter problems, so he is having problems posting. But he
>> is here! Mlle. Anais, here he is - duzn't he look good in his tux?
>> He can't post right now, until his hoomins compooter problems is
>> fixed, but he whispered dat he finds you stunningly bootiful!
>>
>> I see mine sisfurs all seated over dere - Cleocatra, Amelia, and
>> Fluffitha.
>>
>> Sammy
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> I'ze heer, sitting rite nekst to Cleopatra. Da bride an groom make a
> stunning cople, don't dey?
>

Yes, they do! Lilith Kitten looks lovely in that wonderful gown (not
surprising, since she is a lovely kitty anyway), and Sammy does clean up
pretty well.

Cleo
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> Great! Glad to see yoo Sammy. My gudniss yoo are lookin all growed
> up an handsome. Hihi Mlle. Anais an TuTu an Tiger an, well lookit all
> these fine lookin cats.
>
> Okay ware's Lilith Kitten? We need da bride. Is da bride heer?

[A fluffy tabby-and-white striped tortie walks down the aisle wearing a
plain white gown and carrying a bouquet of catnip flowers. She stops when
she gets to her groomkitty, Sammy, and to Miss Miranda-Banda.] Here I is!

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
Nervous Bride To Be
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> [A fluffy tabby-and-white striped tortie walks down the aisle wearing a
> plain white gown and carrying a bouquet of catnip flowers. She stops when
> she gets to her groomkitty, Sammy, and to Miss Miranda-Banda.] Here I is!
>
> Lilith Kitten
> Age 3
> Nervous Bride To Be

Hello, mine love!

<extends paw to Lilith Kitten, they both turn to face Miranda-banda>
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> > [A fluffy tabby-and-white striped tortie walks down the aisle wearing a
> > plain white gown and carrying a bouquet of catnip flowers. She stops
when
> > she gets to her groomkitty, Sammy, and to Miss Miranda-Banda.] Here I
is!
>
> Hello, mine love!

Meow, mine darling! [Lilith places her paw on top of Sammy's and turns to
face Miranda-Banda.]
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On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 15:36:57 GMT, "ChildFree23"
<look.TakeThisOut@bottom.for.address> wrote:

>> > [A fluffy tabby-and-white striped tortie walks down the aisle wearing a
>> > plain white gown and carrying a bouquet of catnip flowers. She stops
>when
>> > she gets to her groomkitty, Sammy, and to Miss Miranda-Banda.] Here I
>is!
>>
>> Hello, mine love!
>
>Meow, mine darling! [Lilith places her paw on top of Sammy's and turns to
>face Miranda-Banda.]

All RITE. Let da nupchals begin!!

Welcome all yoo beautiful cats to dis momentous occashun, da Bewinking
of Lilith Kitten an Sammy who is heer to pledge their love to eech
other in front of all of youze cats an Bast Herownself.

I wud like to invite allof us cats heer to take a moment to sniff da
scent of da Sacred Spray. Da Sacred Spray represents da gift of scent
dat Bast Herself has bestowed on us as a way of communicating silently
wif eech other. We cats have da gift of makin a whole lotta different
scents to say wut we'ze finkin wifout having to make noise an startle
our prey. Dis is also da main way dat boycats an girlcats have bin
able to find eech other,

Da first order of bizzniss is da batting of da ceremonial mousie. Da
ceremonial mousie represents millennia of all of our ancestor cats'
legendary skill in hunting to survive. We is da bestest hunters on da
planet, an we take a moment heer an now to honor dat skill dat we got
from da Grate Cats who came before us an dat allows us to care for
ourselfs an eeach other.

[Miranda-banda suddenly LEEPS to da top of da hed of da Statue of
Bast, rolls around yowling lowdly an wagglin her paws inna air, jumps
up highig, reeches even higher, an materializes a Ceremonial Mousie
outta da air]. She pauses a moment wif da mousie in her mouf before
letting it jump to da head of da statue of Bast, where she keeps it
under her left front paw.]

Mousies is our friends, because they have fed us throo da yeers an
also helped us get gud homes wif hoomins, since we is famis for keepin
places well moused. Because of dis, we no longer use reel mousies for
our ceremonies. Dis mouse heer is a MATERIALIZED mousie, pulled outta
da air for our ceremony. Wen we is through, I will return da mousie
to da air, where it will vanish again, unharmed.

I will bat dis mousie around a liddle an then bat it to da bride an
groom. Yoo two cats bat it around a liddle between yoo, an then bat
it to da guestcats. After effurycat has taken a turn batting da
ceremonial mousie, we will continue.

[Miranda-banda releases the mousie from her paw, bats it around, then
bats it to the bride an groom]
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Gretchen Marie strolls in prowdly on thuh arm of Felix who lookz so
hansum, her kneez go a liddle shaky. Effurywun looks so grand in thuh
beootiful Temple. Here Cumz Th8h Bride beginz to play softly.

GM, craning her neck to admire Sammy and turning to watch fur Lilith

JGW wrote:
>
> The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
> sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast
> Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent
> their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the
> area with Her special spray. It is a beautiful sunny day, with
> birdies chirping and flowers blooming, and a gentle breeze ruffles
> effurycat's fur.
>
> Miranda-banda, wearing her summer Priestess robes, bustles about,
> making sure that the bridal party are all assembled by the entryway,
> and that the groom and his Best Cats are assembled by the statue.
> After a nod to effurycat to make sure they are all ready, she gives
> the cue for the musicians to begin playing.
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> I will bat dis mousie around a liddle an then bat it to da bride an
> groom. Yoo two cats bat it around a liddle between yoo, an then bat
> it to da guestcats. After effurycat has taken a turn batting da
> ceremonial mousie, we will continue.
>
> [Miranda-banda releases the mousie from her paw, bats it around, then
> bats it to the bride an groom]

[Sammy and Lilith bat the mousie back and forth, making some
ground-level swats and some very graceful arcing swats that send the
mousie arcing high into the air. After a few moments of back-and-forth
mousie play, they wink at each other, simultaneously make a might leap,
and jointly knock the mousie into the midst of the guestcats]
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On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:39:32 -0700, Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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>> I will bat dis mousie around a liddle an then bat it to da bride an
>> groom. Yoo two cats bat it around a liddle between yoo, an then bat
>> it to da guestcats. After effurycat has taken a turn batting da
>> ceremonial mousie, we will continue.
>>
>> [Miranda-banda releases the mousie from her paw, bats it around, then
>> bats it to the bride an groom]
>
>[Sammy and Lilith bat the mousie back and forth, making some
>ground-level swats and some very graceful arcing swats that send the
>mousie arcing high into the air. After a few moments of back-and-forth
>mousie play, they wink at each other, simultaneously make a might leap,
>and jointly knock the mousie into the midst of the guestcats]

O gawsh -- gawsh tat mousie is alive!
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Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
>> [Sammy and Lilith bat the mousie back and forth, making some
>> ground-level swats and some very graceful arcing swats that send the
>> mousie arcing high into the air. After a few moments of
>> back-and-forth mousie play, they wink at each other, simultaneously
>> make a might leap, and jointly knock the mousie into the midst of
>> the guestcats]

<<A petite Persian leaps and catches the mousie, bats it back and forth,
then bats it to Cleopatra>>
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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> <<A petite Persian leaps and catches the mousie, bats it back and forth,
> then bats it to Cleopatra>>

<Who bats it back and forth with TV, then knocks it over to Amelia and
Tabitha>
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