I DESTROYED MY TELEVISION SET

I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH
OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.


I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD
THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

Ever thought about visiting a psychiatrist?

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:12:46 -0700, Sitre Magana wrote:

:I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
:WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
:THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
:BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
:THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
:I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
:FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.
:
:THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
:CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH
:OF
:TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
:WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.
:
:
:I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
:DOOR AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
:PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD
:THEM
:THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.
: