DEREK THE CRACKPOT

"Murray Cooper" <chuck.RemoveThis@up.chuck> wrote in message
news:SXxpb.5416$qh2.3448@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Ray wrote:
>
> > Come on Derek,
> >
> > Put that egg and cheese butty down, get off your fat arse and start
> > answering a few questions.
> >
> > You are good at making totally unfounded accusations but fall a little
> > behind when it comes to answering direct questions.
> >
> > So come on, don't play the ~~jonnie~~ waiting game, answer my three
> > questions directly, otherwise I may make it four and ask you why am I a
> > 'Blackmailer?
> >
> > Evasion only proves you to be a fraud.
>
> He was a fraud long before he began evading your
> questions. He's a fraud, you're a drunken dope. You
> two belong together.

At least I don't share telephone calls with him ~~jonnie~~, you two twats
working together?
>
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"Ray" <camcompany.TakeThisOut@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:<C%xpb.1867

> > > Evasion only proves you to be a fraud.
> >
> > He was a fraud long before he began evading your
> > questions. He's a fraud, you're a drunken dope. You
> > two belong together.
>
> At least I don't share telephone calls with him ~~jonnie~~, you two twats
> working together?
> >

You won't share telephone calls with me, either. Although I was nice
enough to give you my number.

What's wrong with talking to your enemies, Ray? If I'm ever in
England, you can be assured that I'll look you up for a nice long
chat. And I'm considering a vaction to England some time within the
next six months. See you then?

Doc
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Ray wrote:

> "Murray Cooper" <chuck DeleteThis @up.chuck> wrote in message
> news:SXxpb.5416$qh2.3448@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>
>>Ray wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Come on Derek,
>>>
>>>Put that egg and cheese butty down, get off your fat arse and start
>>>answering a few questions.
>>>
>>>You are good at making totally unfounded accusations but fall a little
>>>behind when it comes to answering direct questions.
>>>
>>>So come on, don't play the ~~jonnie~~ waiting game, answer my three
>>>questions directly, otherwise I may make it four and ask you why am I a
>>>'Blackmailer?
>>>
>>>Evasion only proves you to be a fraud.
>>
>>He was a fraud long before he began evading your
>>questions. He's a fraud, you're a drunken dope. You
>>two belong together.
>
>
> At least I don't share telephone calls with him

Nor do I. You do share e-mail with him, though, and
your kisses.
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drdoody wrote:
> "Ray" <camcompany.RemoveThis@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:<C%xpb.1867
>
>
>>>>Evasion only proves you to be a fraud.
>>>
>>>He was a fraud long before he began evading your
>>>questions. He's a fraud, you're a drunken dope. You
>>>two belong together.
>>
>>At least I don't share telephone calls with him ~~jonnie~~, you two twats
>>working together?
>>
>
> You won't share telephone calls with me, either. Although I was nice
> enough to give you my number.
>
> What's wrong with talking to your enemies, Ray? If I'm ever in
> England, you can be assured that I'll look you up for a nice long
> chat. And I'm considering a vaction to England some time within the
> next six months. See you then?

He lives in Yorkshire, if spending most of one's time face-down in the gutter outside a
decrepit pub can be called "living".
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drdoody wrote:
>>At least I don't share telephone calls with him ~~jonnie~~, you two twats
>>working together?
>
> You won't share telephone calls with me, either. Although I was nice
> enough to give you my number.
>
> What's wrong with talking to your enemies, Ray? If I'm ever in
> England, you can be assured that I'll look you up for a nice long
> chat. And I'm considering a vaction to England some time within the
> next six months. See you then?

Hey Doc, Ray says he's coming to Austin to go bowhunting. I'm not sure
if he wants to shoot at deer or me, but I'll be ready for the old drunk
bastard either way.
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usual suspect <who DeleteThis @where.how> wrote in message news:<yOCpb.34742$4k5.3141@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> drdoody wrote:
> >>At least I don't share telephone calls with him ~~jonnie~~, you two twats
> >>working together?
> >
> > You won't share telephone calls with me, either. Although I was nice
> > enough to give you my number.
> >
> > What's wrong with talking to your enemies, Ray? If I'm ever in
> > England, you can be assured that I'll look you up for a nice long
> > chat. And I'm considering a vaction to England some time within the
> > next six months. See you then?
>
> Hey Doc, Ray says he's coming to Austin to go bowhunting. I'm not sure
> if he wants to shoot at deer or me, but I'll be ready for the old drunk
> bastard either way.


I'm only a few hours from Austin, we could make a threesome of it.
Maybe a trip down 6th street, a tour of the state capitol and then a
nightcap in some deserted area somewhere. As the entire western two
thirds of the state qualify as "deserted area", I'm pretty sure we
could have one hell of a time without being interrupted.

Mmmmm... the squeals of angry javelina and the shrieks of a terrified
Limey echoing out across the hill country under the light of a full
moon. This could be REALLY fun. Honestly, Ray doesn't have the balls
to come anywhere near Texas. He knows damned well that he'd wind up as
some redneck's belt as soon as he opens his mouth.

Doc
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