HOWEDY liea,
"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshuler DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> Poor thing. For 2 days now, Cubbe has
> been asking to go outside more but then
> not had much to pee.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard HATES PAIN.
> She's been a little off her feed, but all
> my dogs have had a day now and then
> when they didn't feel like eating so
> I didn't think much of that.
Yeah. But you AIN'T the brightest bulb in the chandolier.
> Today Jim came in from walking Cubbe with
> panic in his voice. There was blood in her urine.
PROBLEMO! Urinary tract SYMPTOMS run rampant
amongst HOWER DOG ABUSERS dogs.
> We got her to the veterinarian
Yeah. Let's PREY she don't bite the vet again
or your boy toy like HOWE she done the last
time. REMEMBER, liea? Your dog is FEAR
AGGRESSIVE on accHOWENT of you CHOKE
and SHOCK her.
REMEMBER?
> while telling ourselves the sorts of things you tell yourself:
You mean, that dogs DON'T FEEL PAIN?:
liea is WON of HOWER most despicable lying
dog abusing punk thug coward mental cases:
"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.
"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without starting the
whole cruelty thread again so I'll state my opinion once and
won't defend it further: any method can be cruel for some
dogs.
Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but w e'vecomealongwaysincethen.Shetrusts
us now as I mentioned in a recent post. Point is, she's been
rewarded for coming, but she's never been punished, even in
the mildest way, for not coming.
Is it time for that?
What might I look for to tell?"
"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshuler DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
> Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
> is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
> keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
> up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
> and the vet agrees.
>
> --Lia
"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"
THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
ASYLUM ESCAPEES.
BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!
Is THAT the kinda MENTAL CASE you want to
be associated with when you post to The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Forums, PEOPLE?
> that her energy level is good and that she hasn't
> seemed terribly in pain, just a little agitated.
SHOWEING PAIN might be dangerHOWES
for a dog who lives in terror of his pack members.
> Still, the visual of seeing that bright red blood is dramatic.
RIGHT. What you DON'T SEE is the CAUSE
of the BLOOD, liea. IT COMES FROM FEAR.
> The vet confirmed that she doesn't
> seem to be in bad shape.
Well, your VET is AFRAID to EXXXAMINE your dog.
> She probably has a bladder infection.
PROBABLY, liea?
YOUR PAL professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S
little dog Maxie The FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator has has CHRONIC
urinary tract / bladder / irritable bHOWEL
SYMPTOMS CAUSED by withholding bribes
attention and affection and lockin IT in a box.
> She's got amoxicillin for it.
Did your VET TEST your dog for INFECTION, liea?
> We should see improvement in a day or a few
> days at the least. (And if not, we go back for
> the big guns.)
You MIGHT be in for a LONG course of
UNNECESSARY INAPUPRIATE medical
treatment for STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE, aka The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME, as YOUR PAL
professor SCRUFF SHAKE has been
through with his little hyperactive furiHOWESLY
obsessive compulsive MASTURBATOR, Maxie.
PERHAPS you should ask him for HIS CURE
for his own dog's STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE SYMPTOMS, liea?
> She said that dogs sometimes get an infection for no reason
THAT SO?
What the heel kinda doctor you talkin to?
A WITCH DOCTOR KNOWS BETTER
THAN TO SAY SUMPTHIN STUPID like
THAT, liea.
AT LEAST they'd BLAME a SYMPTOM
on a SPIRIT or CURSE, not BAD LUCK
like YOUR MEDICAL MAN.
> and that if the infection recurs she'll look
> for a bladder stone or something else that
> might be driving the infection.
BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAA!!!
SHE'LL FIND NUTHIN JUST LIKE HOWE
professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S vet CAN'T
FIND NUTHIN WRONG EXXXCEPT
SYMPTOMS CAUSED BY STRESS.
> Cubbe wasn't terrible with the vet this time
She was TOO SICK to FIGHT you again.
> though we did think it prudent to put a muzzle on her,
On accHOWENT of she's FEAR AGGRESSIVE
JUST LIKE melanie's SICK dog Solo. ALL your
dogs GOT THE SAME SAME SAME SAME
SYMPTOMS of STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE.
> and she didn't like that.
Your dog MISTRUSTS YOU, liea, on
accHOWENT of YOU HURT HER.
> I can only hope
Perhaps you can ask HOWER DOG LOVERS
to PREY for Cubbe? We got HOWER own
THEOLOGICAL ESTHITICIAN, disciple cad
to LEAD US in SPIRIT of HEELIN, liea.
USE the VALUABLE RESOURCES in your
DOG LOVER'S group, liea.
> that she's realizing that terrible
> things don't happen to her there.
But THAT'S a LIE.
> Also, the vet didn't insist on putting Cubbe on the table.
RIGHT. She probably took a urine sample
through a catheter while she was standin
still for her EXXXAM.
> She examined her on the floor.
On accHOWENT of Cubbe won't allHOWE
you to pick her up on accHOWENT of SHE
FEARS YOU on accHOWENT of YOU ABUSE HER.
> The exam was the quick and simple sort,
Did your vet do LAB WORK?
> just to listen to her heart and do some poking
> to feel internal organs all of which were fine.
NO, they AIN'T FINE, liea. Your dog is EATING
HERSELF UP from the inside HOWET. THAT'S
HOWE COME she's got BLOOD in her urine or
STONES in her bladder... JUST LIKE HOWE
professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little DEATHLY
ILL dog Maxie The Magnificently FuriHOWESLY
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator has had
FOR YEARS.
> --Lia
There's ONLY THREE KNOWN CURES for
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME and The
Amazing Puppy Wizard got TWO of 'm...
you'll have to ask PROFESSOR SCRUFF
SHAKE HOWE he CURED his little DEATHLY
ILL DOG Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator's STRESS
INDUCED SYMPTOMS.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP DIAGNOSTIC /
REHABILITATION PROGRAM
HOWEDY profesor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,
"Marshall Dermer" <dermer DeleteThis @alpha1.csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
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> Max has a new problem:
>
> Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a
> history of acute gastritis.
The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.
> Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits.
Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of intimidating,
punishing, forcing control, and mishandling him thru your
preferred lunacy of duminance, intimidation, forced restraint,
and your SCRUFF SHAKE???
Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a dissasociative
anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY defense mechanism,
bein as small as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs
would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU, and BE DONE with their
ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.
> Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9
> months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine U/D,
> plus rice cakes as treats.
INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases anxiety,
which is restimulated every time the "command" he's been "taught"
using withholding of bribes is requested, even many
years into the future.
> Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about every
> 30 days.
Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has his DAILY
ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day you fail to expiate his ANXIETY
thru five miles of bicycle chasing.
IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but
> not water), and then either becomes lethargic or
> moves from position to position.
S-HOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
> He often also develops a fever.
HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS physical
symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy" seizures, "undiagnosed"
intestinal and digestive disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine
malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders can and
usually are, CAUSED BY STRESS.
> The attack two days ago went as follows:
> 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in the vomit.
>
> 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground chicken and
> he vomited this.
>
> 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5.
NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.
> 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and moving from
> one position to another. He remained in a given position
> for only a few minutes.
Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...
> 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting comfortably.
Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.
> 6. The following day he was returning to his normal behavior.
Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.
> 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has loose,
> orange stool. This has cleared up with time.
These symptoms are COMMON, professor.
The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY SPECIALISTS.
SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo had
the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.
> AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> An x-ray revealed nothing.
Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford
such luxury on a professor's salary.
> A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood
> was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes (perhaps
> amalayse). The enzyme test was negative.
Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE him,
the physical symptoms will likely continue to exacerbate,
PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye,
no dHOWET.
> On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist was not
> concerned about the sludge in Max's gall bladder but was
> concerned that the pancreas had a "hot spot" and that the
> walls of Max's stomach were thickened.
The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING will break
DHOWEN ANY organism.
> The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach
> wall and pancreas.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet
> was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He recommended
> putting Max on Pepcid AC daily.
PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?
> So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs. Despite
> the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days ago.
PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION.
> Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents produced about
> a dozen puppies. The breeder is not aware of such a problem
> with the other offspring.
These and other OCD related behaviors can be
duplicated EZ, professor.
> My wife is reluctant to have the exploratory surgery
> performed. I guess she wants to wait and see if
> Max has another attack. (I feel so sorry for Max
> as he endures these attacks.)
DO YOU NHOWE?
> Another approach is to bring Max in for a sonogram
> and additional diagnostic work WHEN HE IS ACCUTE.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> I talked to the local emergency veterinary clinic and a
> doctor said that this is possible and it would be desirable
> for the clinic to have Max's records so that the clinic does
> not repeat tests.
>
> A WIZE idea, professor.
>
> My own thought, if my wife would agree, is to
> have exploratory surgery about two weeks after
> an attack.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> Any other options or thoughts?
INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection," dermer.
First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE Maxie The
Magnificent Masturbator? That could be the primary cause of
his STRESS, as at the age of 5 years, he's unlikely to have
any behavior problems which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN
HOWETA HIM.
Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias, professor.
You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports on her
FREE WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See "Starry's Scary Night."
The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option which
MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor. The reason
the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of The
Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if HE'S not there
to SUPERVISE implementation of the TECHNIQUES HE offers
you today.
Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's
and life threatening physical health dilemmas:
First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of Maxie's
immediate family so we're ALL on the same page and NOBODY
will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY WAY.
Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION, CRATING and
discontinue excessive physical exercise to
expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to
manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.
Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE,
HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE"
MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And
A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.
Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask
advice for appupriately controlling EACH and
EVERY instance of Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's inappropriate puppy behavior problems,
instead of tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively
interacting with him.
Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy
Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to TEACH Maxie
there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES.
Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER
findings to your veterinary, the head of your university
department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole
Wild World...
Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The
FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT
health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE
activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard and
all mankind...
Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE,
HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild
World.
Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day
EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE,
for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE
MAGICK HISSELF.
> Thanks,
It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor.
> --Marshall
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.doggydoright.com
The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
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