Christmas wishes

(A petite ferret with curly hair and a sundress comes out and begins to read
from a letter.)

Dear Santa Claus:
My mommy and daddy told me that if I was very good, I could have whatever I
wanted for Christmas. Well, I would like a dolly. It is a very special
dolly. I saw it advertised on television. In case you do not know which
dolly I mean, I will try to describe it to you.

(She starts to sing as another ferret begins to play the piano.)

The pretty little dolly can sit.
The pretty little dolly can stand.
And she'll even walk around the room
If you take her hand.

The pretty little dolly can twirl.
The pretty little dolly can dance.
You can feed her water through a tube
And she'll wet her pants.

Close to fires
She perspires.
If you give her a friendly squeeze
She will cough and belch and sneeze.

Oh, the pretty little dolly's so cute.
The pretty little dolly's so real.
If you take her out into the sun she'll burn
And three days later she'll peel.

The pretty little dolly can sing.
The pretty little dolly can shout.
Hold her footsies high above her head
And she passes out.

Heavy drinking
Gets her stinking.
In her back you can turn a key
And she goes through puberty.

The pretty little dolly can plead.
The pretty little dolly can beg.
And she'll scream in realistic pain
If you break her leg.

The pretty little dolly can laugh.
The pretty little dolly can cry.
If you put a plastic bag around her head
She'll choke, turn purple and die....

(plaintively sweet)
So, Santa, remember your part.
Don't break a little girl's heart.
The pretty little dolly is the Christmas present you must leave.

(snarling)
So, REMEMBER that, fat boy,
BRING THAT KID
If you wanna see New Year's Eve!


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I want to wish everyone here a Merry, Merry Christmas. Hope you get your
pretty little dollies!

Paul

"The Pretty Little Dolly" by Mona Abboud

I'm about peein myself here, Paul!!!

And a Merry Christmas to you, too!!
--
Lin, Ariel, Oberon, Max, & Puck
To email me back, take out everything from "K" to "2"

"Paul E. Jamison" <pjamison2.RemoveThis@cox.net> wrote in message
news:ioLyd.15494$ql2.4879@okepread04...
> (A petite ferret with curly hair and a sundress comes out and begins to
> read
> from a letter.)
>
> Dear Santa Claus:
> My mommy and daddy told me that if I was very good, I could have whatever
> I
> wanted for Christmas. Well, I would like a dolly. It is a very special
> dolly. I saw it advertised on television. In case you do not know which
> dolly I mean, I will try to describe it to you.
>
> (She starts to sing as another ferret begins to play the piano.)
>
> The pretty little dolly can sit.
> The pretty little dolly can stand.
> And she'll even walk around the room
> If you take her hand.
>
> The pretty little dolly can twirl.
> The pretty little dolly can dance.
> You can feed her water through a tube
> And she'll wet her pants.
>
> Close to fires
> She perspires.
> If you give her a friendly squeeze
> She will cough and belch and sneeze.
>
> Oh, the pretty little dolly's so cute.
> The pretty little dolly's so real.
> If you take her out into the sun she'll burn
> And three days later she'll peel.
>
> The pretty little dolly can sing.
> The pretty little dolly can shout.
> Hold her footsies high above her head
> And she passes out.
>
> Heavy drinking
> Gets her stinking.
> In her back you can turn a key
> And she goes through puberty.
>
> The pretty little dolly can plead.
> The pretty little dolly can beg.
> And she'll scream in realistic pain
> If you break her leg.
>
> The pretty little dolly can laugh.
> The pretty little dolly can cry.
> If you put a plastic bag around her head
> She'll choke, turn purple and die....
>
> (plaintively sweet)
> So, Santa, remember your part.
> Don't break a little girl's heart.
> The pretty little dolly is the Christmas present you must leave.
>
> (snarling)
> So, REMEMBER that, fat boy,
> BRING THAT KID
> If you wanna see New Year's Eve!
>
>
> =====
>
> I want to wish everyone here a Merry, Merry Christmas. Hope you get your
> pretty little dollies!
>
> Paul
>
> "The Pretty Little Dolly" by Mona Abboud
>
>