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Jean Staffen

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:57 pm
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About a year ago, I adopted a (mostly) Dachshund. She is about 3 years old,
and was rescued from being tied in some horrible person's back yard and
starved. She is very smart, affectionate and good. With one exception. She
chews cloth. When I first got her, she chewed everything. I corrected her
and gave her a towel for her very own. She chews patches out of the towel
and spits them out. I find bright pink wads of chewed up cloth all over the
house. She has left everything else alone, until this morning. Now she has
chewed a huge hole right in the middle of my new quilt.

How can I make her stop this terrible habit? I've replaced pillows, given
her vitamins, bought her toys, everything I can think of.

Nothing has changed here. No new pets, same hours. What can I do. I'm
just sick about my new (expensive) quilt.

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Marshall Dermer

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:06 pm
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In article "Jean Staffen" writes:
>About a year ago, I adopted a (mostly) Dachshund. She is about 3 years old,
>and was rescued from being tied in some horrible person's back yard and
>starved. She is very smart, affectionate and good. With one exception. She
>chews cloth.
>How can I make her stop this terrible habit? I've replaced pillows, given
>her vitamins, bought her toys, everything I can think of.
>
>Nothing has changed here. No new pets, same hours. What can I do. I'm
>just sick about my new (expensive) quilt.

How much exercise does your dog get daily?

--Marshall

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Jean Staffen

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:03 pm
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I walk her about a half mile every morning. I take her for another half mile
walk in the evening about three days a week.


"Marshall Dermer" wrote in message

> In article "Jean Staffen"
writes:
> >About a year ago, I adopted a (mostly) Dachshund. She is about 3 years
old,
> >and was rescued from being tied in some horrible person's back yard and
> >starved. She is very smart, affectionate and good. With one exception.
She
> >chews cloth.
> >How can I make her stop this terrible habit? I've replaced pillows,
given
> >her vitamins, bought her toys, everything I can think of.
> >
> >Nothing has changed here. No new pets, same hours. What can I do. I'm
> >just sick about my new (expensive) quilt.
>
> How much exercise does your dog get daily?
>
> --Marshall
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Michelle V.

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:17 am
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"Jean Staffen" wrote in message

> Thanks, Marshall. I've tried most of these suggestions, other than
crating
> her while I'm gone. I'll just have to keep trying different things. I
don't
> want to give up on her. She's a good dog, other than the chewing.
Jean-
I have a dachshund mix who is an exceptional dog also except for her
chewing. I was one of those people "I will NEVER crate my dog its so mean!"
Yeah, okay, that was BEFORE she destroyed my carpet, almost all the
moldings, rugs, shoes, and the last straw, my couch. Now my sweet little
Jessie is crated during the day with the exception of when I am home (I come
home for a 1/2 for lunch to let her outside and am home all night after
5:30). She deals with it fine. She is almost a year and a half, and to this
day if i try and give her a break and even leave her unsupervised in the
house for a half an hour she will fine SOMETHING to chew on. She does not
like chew toys unless our other dog has one. I will *never* get another dog
without crate training.... its a cheap ($60) solution to her ruining things
and and you getting frustrated or unhappy with her........
Good luck!
Shells
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:21 am
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In article "Michelle V." writes:
> I will *never* get another dog
>without crate training.... its a cheap ($60) solution to her ruining things
>and and you getting frustrated or unhappy with her........
>Good luck!
>Shells
>

There is nothing like someone with experience!

Thanks for posting Michelle,

--Marshall
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:19 am
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HOWEDY Jean,

"Jean Staffen" wrote in message

>
> About a year ago, I adopted a (mostly) Dachshund.

Yeah. tara o. aka tee sez they're nearly impossible
to HOWEsbreak.

> She is about 3 years old,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez a dog is a dog.

> and was rescued from being tied in some horrible
> person's back yard and starved.

Well, he's LUCKY. He mighta been owned by
shelly who'd lock him in a box and starve AND
shock him.

> She is very smart,

shelly? Naaah. She's a mental case.

> affectionate and good.

Well, that's not true, according to her posting history.

> With one exception. She chews cloth.

That's curiHOWES. Ain't it.

> When I first got her, she chewed everything.

Chewing is an anxiHOWESNESS problem.

> I corrected her

You mean you scolded her.

> and gave her a towel for her very own.

You mean you gave her a substitute.

> She chews patches out of the towel and spits them out.

SHOWENDS like an OCD. Like this:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

> I find bright pink wads of chewed up cloth
> all over the house.

At least she doesn't swallow them like diddler's
dog Danny done till he was shittin blood after
cryin for three nites straight locked in an HOWET
building to muffle his cries.

> She has left everything else alone, until this morning.

That was PREDICTABLE.

> Now she has chewed a huge hole right in the
> middle of my new quilt.

Tough break. You can EXXXTINGUSH her
destructive / obsessive chewing NEARLY
INSTANTLY if you follow the methods taught
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual. Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

He'll tell you The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students REPORT it works when all other methods
FAILED.

----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

=================



"Hoku Beltz" wrote in message


> Aloha Sunny,
>
> Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
> insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
> be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
>
> I would seriously consider backing out of the training classes
> as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.
>
> I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
> found Wits' End. Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
> You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.
>
> Good luck,
>
> Hoku

==================

That's no coincidence, Jean.

Here's research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S
little dog Maxie The FuriHOWESLY Magnificent
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator furiHOWESLY
masturbates on his C-HOWECH pillows if he misses
his daily five miles of bicycle chasing.

> How can I make her stop this terrible habit?

That's EZ, Jean:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE if he remembers
KILLFILING MARILYN for her coment above regarding
her success with The Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy
Separation Anxiety / Bed Time Calming / Submissive
Urination Technique (STSA/BTC/SUT)?

----- Original Message -----
From: "LEE " <>
To:
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Wits end training in England

HOWEDY Lee,

> Hi,
> I have stumbled across your training method on the internet

EXCELLENT!

Nuthin happens by accident or coincidence.

> and I am pleased to say, one part of it has worked
> already after only 3 days of training.

Wonderful! Please follow the method entirely and
PRECISELY. It NEVER FAILS, but it's very unforgiving
of mistakes and doesn't play well with other methods.

> I own two boxers, one of which is a rescue dog who
> sufferred from 'seperation anxiety'

SA usually takes no more than WON day or two, to break.

> and would constantly chew his bedding in his crate
> when in the house alone. After only 2 sessions of
> praising his favourite nylon bone and leaving it in
> front of the crate before leaving, the behaviour is gone!
> Lee.

HOWETSTANDING!

===================

> I've replaced pillows, given her vitamins, bought
> her toys, everything I can think of.

Tried EVERY THING but TRAININ. You won't get
no trainin advice here abHOWETS. You're askin
liars dog abuser cowards and active long term
incurable MENTAL CASES for advice for the
same problems they got an can't cure.

> Nothing has changed here. No new pets, same
> hours. What can I do. I'm just sick about my new
> (expensive) quilt.

HOWER dog lovers might suggest you take
your dog to the vet.

From: The Puppy Wizard (ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net)
Subject: Re: Dog licks constantly at night...Help???
Date: 2004-03-30 17:02:15 PST

HOWEDY ted,

"Ted Nugent" wrote in message

>
> I asked this question before several months ago,

Yeah. And you didn't get no answers.

> and nobody took me seriously,

Wrong again, teddy. They took you seriHOWESLY.
Like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ, your
pals here got NO METHOD of trainin a dog.

> so I am going to ask one more time.

Perhaps if you SCREAM the question someWON
will feel sorry for you and will fabricate an answer.

> I have a Beagle/Bassett mix three year old male
> that has a terrible licking problem. The dog only
> licks at night after 6-7pm and it drives you crazy.

For some of us it's a rHOWEND trip, teddy.

> He licks the carpet continually all over the
> house until he has wet spots everywhere.

Yeah. Too bad you didn't include the original
request so we could see what the answers were.

> This goes on for HOURS and you can yell all
> you want and even make him quit momentarily,

Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME he DOES it to begin with.

> but he goes right bask to licking.

Yeah. Must be tough on you when you're tryin to sleep.

> If you don't let him lick the carpet, he just sits and
> licks at thin air.

Kinda like THIS:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD, teddy. That's what your dog's got.

THAT'S CAUSED BY MISHANDLING, teddy.

> It is driving us crazy

Yeah. AS STATED: "Must be tough on you when
you're tryin to sleep."

> and the vet says he is "nervous" and it's not a health issue.

WELCOME to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum.

> I can't understand why it's only at night,

Cause that's when you're there to yell at him for lickin.

> or what the deal is.

Could be cause you IGNORE him when he wants attention.

> ANY help or ideas appreciated.

You won't be gettin no goddamned advice from
HOWER Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk Thug
Cowards And Active LONG TERM INCURABLE
MENTAL CASES.

> Ted

Here's a couple of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE:

"The Puppy Wizard"
schreef inbericht

>
> You'll get ALL the INFORMATION you need in your
> FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. You'll be
> taught some general exercises to calm and relax
> your dog and give him the direct attention he
> NEEDS in only a few minutes every other day, and
> you'll learn HOWE to use distraction and praise to
> EXXXTINGUISH the HABITUAL aspect of this DIS-EASE.

My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his anal gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).

After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.

I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.

I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.

The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,

after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.

One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html


Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11

----------------------------

"Paul B" schreef in bericht

>
> Both my dogs at some stage have licked a spot
> somewhere on their bodies and I have always
> managed to train them to stop. In all cases there
> was nothing wrong that licking would have helped
> (Roz has had cut pads, stitches in her belly and
> skin itrritations, all tempting her to lick), none of their
> licking has been due to any allergies
>
>. When I see the dog licking more than normal I
> look at the spot to see whats there and decide if
> a vet appointment is needed or to wait and see,
> keeping a close eye.
>
>To stop the licking I distract the dog and give it
> some friendly banter, when it starts licking again
> I repeat, usually after about 4 times the dog stops,
> for the moment at least, if it starts again then repeat,
> before long the dog has no more desire to lick that
> spot at all.

The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked anal glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.

After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)

After some training (roughly the same methode as
yours) he stopped.

--
Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/

--------------------------------------


"Hennie van Dalen"
wrote in message

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The
F***ing Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works very good!

But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on A4-size
paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching him something
new takes about 30minutes (depending on what to teach offcourse)

My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
it might be the age.

Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"

There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html

-- Hennie van Dalen www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/


"Ted Rumple" wrote in message

>
> Jerry, I am forever in your debt. The system you have
> created for training dogs is absolutely amazing! I can't
> wait until the new version is available for human children!
> Thank you for your service to humanity!
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:37 am
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HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE,

"Marshall Dermer" wrote in message

> In article "Jean
Staffen" writes:
>
> > About a year ago, I adopted a (mostly) Dachshund.
> > She is about 3 years old, and was rescued from
> > being tied in some horrible person's back yard and
> > starved. She is very smart, affectionate and good.
> > With one exception. She chews cloth. How can I
> > make her stop this terrible habit? I've replaced
> > pillows, given her vitamins, bought her toys, everything
> > I can think of.
> >
> >Nothing has changed here. No new pets, same hours.
> >What can I do. I'm just sick about my new (expensive)
> >quilt.
>
> How much exercise does your dog get daily?

Is that Socratic or sumpthin to answer a question
with a question, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

> --Marshall

The QUESTION was destructive chewin, professor.

You got any CURE for destructive chewin, professor?

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual," The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.

----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

=================



"Hoku Beltz" wrote in message


> Aloha Sunny,
>
> Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
> insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
> be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
>
> I would seriously consider backing out of the training classes
> as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.
>
> I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
> found Wits' End. Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
> You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.
>
> Good luck,
>
> Hoku

==================

"Anthony Testa" wrote in message


> I moved to Jacksonville, Florida about a year
> ago with my lovely wife linda. 3 times a week
> for 7 months I visited the Dog shelter and
> Humane Society looking for a German Shepherd.
>
> There were several times they had a dog there,
> but I was looking for a bitch. The reason for this
> is, all my life I have always had a female German
> shepherd. Therefore, I wanted another one. Finally
> about 6 weeks ago, I found her. "Angel" looked
> just like my previous dog of 12 years. I called my
> wife, she came down and fell in love with her immediately.
>
> We filled out the paper work and left the Humane
> Society with her. We drove directly to Pet Smart to
> buy all the essentials. We bought the biggest crate
> available. Let it be known I have never used a crate
> with any of my previous dogs. The biggest difference
> is my other dogs I had from puppy age. Angel just
> turned 2, 3 days before adoption.
>
> Angel appeared to be happy the trip home. Her ears
> were down all the time and her tail was so far between
> her legs that it looked like she had 3 ears. (humor)
> None the less, we knew we had a dog that was insecure.
> The first night we let Angel sleep in the living room.
>
> However, we had to go to work the next day. We pet
> her, kissed her and put her in the crate in the middle
> of the living room. During the day, my sons came
> home to walk her, give her a little loving and play with
> her. Then put her back in the crate and go to work.
>
> When we got home the first day, everything in the
> crate was ripped to shreds. The neighbors
> approached us and said that the dogs barked
> constantly for 3 hours then barked continuously after
> my sons left again. We thought it was because
> everything was new. We were wrong. The dig did
> this every day for 4 days.
>
> The 4th day was our first scheduled visit with the
> vet. The vet told us he can see that the dog is
> suffering from abuse and separation anxiety. So,
> the vet puts the dog on clomicalm. (not sure of the
> spelling).
>
> Well, for two days the dog walked around like Jerry
> Garcia on a Friday night after a concert, stoned!
>
> However, we were home with her the entire weekend.
> We crated her for work and came home to a barking
> dog, ripped bedding in the crate, upset neighbors
> and the plastic bottom of the crate completely torn
> to bits. It was obvious that crating was not a good thing.
>
> The next day we decided to leave her out of the crate
> to see what would happen. What a major mistake.
> We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
>
> Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn down, etc.
> The next day we put her in the crate again. This
> time we came home to a nice 2' x 3' hole in our
> carpet in the middle of the living room, right down
> to the cement. I told my wife that we cannot afford
> to keep this dog. We should go out and get a puppy.
>
> She was upset and said there must be something
> we can do. I told her this. " I will go on the internet
> and see what is available". I was desperate and
> wanted to see if there was someone who could help.
>
> We read the information about the DDR and emailed
> Jerry. Jerry was kind enough to give us his phone
> number to discuss Angel in more detail.
>
> First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
> doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.
>
> Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
> exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
> the DDR.
>
> This is an amazing god send to us. First of all,
> Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks for that
> gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect. This
> testimonial is kind of winded so I will say this......Jerry's
> product literally saved this dogs life.
>
> Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
> dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry told
> us the product works immediately and it did! She does
> not bark at all during the day except when the mailman
> drops mail into the slot on the door.
>
> The manual for training works exactly as it says!
>
> We told our vet about this and he said that there are
> all kind of gimmicks. I told my vet that as a person who
> holds a degree of higher education, there just are some
> things they don't have in the text books and he should
> be receptive to that. We are proof. Angel was one
> day from going back to the humane society.
>
> Listen to this...My wife wrote one of the so called know
> it all of pets. His response to the exact letter we
> initially wrote to Jerry..."Get rid of the dog, bring her
> back" I'll save this person embarrassment by not saying the
> name. However, you know who you are and I have this to say
> to you. Go pump gas or bus tables because you
> sir, do not belong working with animals!
>
> Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
> group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
> many people are so dang blind or ignorant.
>
> You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
> you my friend are a life saver!!!
>
> Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
> of your product, you have my number. We would gladly
> talk to them.
>
> Thank you very much for all your help. God bless you...
>
> Anthony & Linda Testa
> Jacksonville, Florida

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> mshaw.RemoveThis@bangnetcom.com (Mark Shaw) wrote in message
...

> > In article
> > ,
> > testa52601.RemoveThis@aol.com (Anthony Testa) wrote: [...]
> > > Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
> > > group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
> > > many people are so dang blind or ignorant.
> > > You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
> > > you my friend are a life saver!!!
>
> > Okay, who the heck ARE you, really?
>
> Who am I? My real name is posted. The story you
> have read is true.
>
> We were at witts end, found Jerry's web page by
> happenstance, wrote to him almost exactly what
> you read, he gave me his suggestions, told me
> what my results would be including a time line
> and, you know what? He was and still is, right
> on the money.
>
> I don't care if he's a warlock, a professor, disgruntled
> Entomologist, or a man with a niche that makes the sciences
> itchy, he saved the day AND a dog's life.
>
> We were given suggestions from Medication, to a
> Behavioral Specialist. I decided that instead of creating
> a Jerry Garcia or pay 125.00 dollars an hour for my
> dog to lay on a couch to be freudiated, I decided Jerry
> Howe's method seemed to be more humane and serene.
> It worked, end of story. .
> A. Testa

=====================

My student Anthony summed it all up:

"Alpha" wrote in message


> Well there you go, I was willing to believe but then jerry
> it was another hallucination of yours, just like all those
> thank you letters you write, a lie, a fabrication, a wank...
>
> > From: TESTA52601 (testa52601@aol.com)
> > Subject: Re: Thank you Jerry Howe
> > Date: 2002-03-28 10:01:34 PST
> > Alpha,
>
> > It's uneducated, ball breakers like you that create dismay
> > throughout this society. Get a life. you took apart a
> > letter from someone who has shown nothing but love and
> > caring, including lots of money and twisted it to YOUR
> > point. Ever consider politics?
>
> > I challenge you to show me your credentials and
> > results you come up with. The things I did with
> > the dog WAS against MY wishes. However, I
> > listen to pencil neck geeks that sit behind a monitor
> > and get 30 different suggestions.
>
> > This dog could not be happier if she was gnawing
> > on all three of your legs.
>
> > The bottom line to my letter was to tell people
> > "don't knock it until you try it"
>
> > P.S. Write me personally if you have any
> > credentials.......

======================


From: AIMEE ( )
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST

I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.

I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".

Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).

The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point at the
mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".

That made him afraid to relieve himself in the house
or infront of me.

After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.

When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".

This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...

Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.

Thank you, Jerry, for all you help. You've been a
blessing to all of us.

AIMEE

===================

From: AIMEE ( ):

I own a black an tan coonhound. We got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.

I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.

I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.

My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.

For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!

I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be left home alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.

Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better. We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.

For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.

We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.

So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS
METHODS WORK.

It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of blame that we
have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused these
problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.

AIMEE

=================



"Nevyn" wrote in message


HOWEDY Group,

Here some SUCCESS STORIES ive had using JERRY'S MANUAL

1) My dogz, two bitches - Vicious, barking, aggressive, pulled
on leash, wanted to kill any dogs they saw, fought between
each other. TWO WEEKS using Jerry's manual, they were calm,
friends, my companions.

2) ADDED A BEAGLE PUPPY (male) to my "PACK", the
girls had -NO PROBLEMS- with him from the moment I
dropped him by their noses.

3) My FRIENDS dogs 2 MALES barking and jumping
at the fence all night 3 DAYS TRAINING WITH JERRY'S
MANUAL they were CALMED AND HAVEN'T BARKED ONCE!

Added a NEW MALE DOG (2 yrs old) AND
WELCOMED HIM WITH NO WUCKAS !

4) POODLE that ATE food from the KITCHEN BENCH -
lock him in a box? NO! USE JERRYS MANUAL! 4 DAYS
AND HES NEVER DONE IT SINCE!

5) ABUSED DOGS AT THE SHELTER I WORK AT -
HAD TO BE FED WITH A BUCKET ON A STICK -
ONE WEEK ON JERRYS MANUAL, THE SUPERVISOR
TOLD ME TO PUT THEM IN THE PUBLIC KENNELS
FOR SALE !

Quite amazing to - I thought they were just dull coloured
dogs, but after I had removed the fear and anxiety their
hairs coloured up amazingly.

6) STAFFY FEMALE who would NOT DROP HER
BALL! She carried it around all day and night - 3
DAYS on jerrys MANUAL and she now DROPS
it when u ASK her to!

BWHWHAHAHAHAAHA !!!!

Nevyn


----- Original Message -----
From: Eric
To: ThePuppyWizard.RemoveThis@EarthLink.Net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in..

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago
regarding submissive peeing. Just wanted to let you
know he's doing great- he was "cured" in about 2 days
using your techniques!

He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"!
Once I stopped thinking like a human and got inside his
head, I can teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter
of minutes. Makes me look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed
'em, and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside
their heads and teach them to teach themselves how to
be good dogs!

Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T", I learned
from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate their brain rather
than beating ass or pinching, or any of that nonsense.

I know damn well I would NOT be loyal to someone who
beat MY ass lol!

Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes
out there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs.

A horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
training his horses- he calls it "natural horsemanship". He
is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows
any more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it
(pun intended)... Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

==========================

HOWER dog lovers call these posters LIARS
and FORGERIES by The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.


<"Terri"@cyberhighway

> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry. He has millions of
> people aleady reading his posts and watching him extract
> his soggy foot out of his mouth! Out of these MILLIONS,
> I've only seen 2 naive childs come forward and actually
> believe in his training manual.

Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.

> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and actually
> admit to buying and having success with his little black
> box.

I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by Jerry's
> posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming to him!
> LOL!

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

> Terri

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

====================


Hello People,

Robert Crim was a former Gang Of Thugs Member, and
hated me a much as the rest of our Thugs do. Robert was a
long time friend and prominent contributor to rpdb, till Jerry
came along and smartened him up. He learned the hard
way, and no longer posts to his former pals, because it is
just too painful knowing his pals would rather HURT and
KILL their dogs than to admit that JERRY is RIGHT.

----------------------------------------------

"I know that most men, including those at ease with
problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept
even the simplest and most obvious truth if it would
oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they
have delighted in explaining to colleagues, proudly
taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives."
-Leo Tolstoy-

Is it any wonder that the following sig file has generated
more complaints to my personal email than any other
controversial post I have made to date, bar none?:

CAVEAT
If you have to do things to your dog to train him that you
would rather not have to do, then you shouldn't be doing
them. If you have a dog trainer who tells you to jerk your
dog around, choke him, pinch his ears, or twist his toes,
shock, shake, slap, scold, hit, chin cuff, scruff shake or
punish your dog in any manner, that corrections
are appropriate, that the dog won't think of you as the
punisher, or that corrections are not harmful, or if they
can't train your dog to do what you want, look for a
trainer that knows HOWE.

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.doggydoright.com

Nature, to be mastered, must be obeyed.
-Francis Bacon-

There are terrible people who, instead of solving a
problem, bungle it and make it more difficult for all who
come after. Who ever can't hit the nail on the head
should, please, not hit at all.
-Nietzsche-

The abilities to think, rationalize and solve problems are
learned qualities.

The Wits' End Dog Training Method challenges the learning
centers in the dogs brain. These centers, once challenged,
develop and continue to grow to make him smarter.

The Wits' End Dog Training method capitalizes on
praising split seconds of canine thought, strategy, and
timing, not mindless hours of forced repetition, constant
corrections, and scolding.

-Jerry Howe-

The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ } >
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HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
ANAL-ytic behaviorIST at UofWI,

"Marshall Dermer" wrote in message

> In article "Jean
Staffen" writes:
>
> >Thanks, Marshall.

For WHAAAT?

> > I've tried most of these suggestions,

And NUTHIN worked.

> > other than crating her while I'm gone.

THAT'S ALL HOWER DOG LOVERS KNOW.

> > I'll just have to keep trying different things.

Yeah. She'll have to EXXXPERIMENT, cause
every dog is different, eh professor?

> > I don't want to give up on her.

professor SCRUFF SHAKE wouldn't want THAT to happen.

> > She's a good dog, other than the chewing.
>
> This is about all that I can add.

Yeah. You're HOWETA LUCK, eh professor?

> In applied behavior analysis

You're what's knows as a FRAUD, professor. And
a liar and dog abuser and mental case, professor
SCRUFF SHAKE.

> > one first attempts to figure out the cause of the behavior

The dog is an obsessive / compulsive chewer, professor.
Purdue SEZ OCD's are CAUSED BY STRESS from
MISHANDLING.

> before treating the behavior much as a physician
> first makes a diagnosis before treatment.

That so, professor? In The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
world of professional dog trainin we don't worry abHOWET
DIAGNOSING the causes of OCD's cause they're CAUSED
BY STRESS and THAT'S all you gotta know abHOWET it.

> So, when she engages in this behavior

The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches HIS FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students all over the Whole Wild World HOWE
to EXXXTINGUISH all behavior problems NEARLY
INSTANTLY, professor, MAYBE FASTER:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

You DO remember KILLFILING MARILYN for
her coment above regarding her success with
The Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation
Anxiety / Bed Time Calming / Submissive
Urination Technique (STSA/BTC/SUT)?

Perhaps you likeWIZE recall a pediatrician, Dr. Z,
who commented that his bed time calming technique
was quite similar?

> see if there are any antecdent or consequent
> events or more general ecological events that
> tend to occur when the behavior occurs and
> are absent when the behavior is absent.

Oh? You mean like the occasional SCRUFF
SHAKE, professor?:


"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

> I know you reported doing something like the above,
> but I would encourage you to keep on trying to identify
> the environmental causes.

You mean OCD's like your little dog Maxie The
Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive
Masturbator's furiHOWES obsessive compulsive
masturbation when he misses his daily five miles
of bicycle exercise.

> http://www.pacer.org/parent/function.htm
> "What is a Functional Assessment?"

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> Our dog used to vomit "out of the blue."

Your dog is DYIN from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE, aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

> Gradually,

INDEED. He's BEEN DYIN of it for five years NHOWE
at a cost of THOWESANDS of dollars in UNNECESSARY veterinary
EXXXPENSES.

> however, as we plotted when he vomited we came
> to see that it was a function of how many hours had
> elapsed since he was last fed.

Your dog has digestive problems cause you HURT
and INTIMIDATE him.

> When we switched from two feedings to three
> his vomiting decreased; when we switched from
> three to four feedings his vomiting was eliminated.

But that didn't stop The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME
from CHANGING to other, seemingly non related
SYMPTOMS.

> For him to not vomit in the morning
> it is critical to feed him no earlier than 9:30 PM.

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Or you could
rub his tallywhacker with aloe and a moist tHOWEL
for five minutes before bedtime.

> Please keep us posted!

You're a FRAUD, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> --Marshall

<"Terri"@cyberhighway

> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry. He has millions of
> people aleady reading his posts and watching him extract
> his soggy foot out of his mouth! Out of these MILLIONS,
> I've only seen 2 naive childs come forward and actually
> believe in his training manual.

Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.

> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and actually
> admit to buying and having success with his little black
> box.

I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by Jerry's
> posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming to him!
> LOL!

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

> Terri

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

====================

Hello People,

Robert Crim was a former Gang Of Thugs Member
and hated me as much as the rest of our Thugs do.
Robert was a long time friend and prominent contributor
to rpdb, till Jerry came along and WIZED him up.

And then they attacked him too. He learned the hard
way and no longer posts to his former pals vecause
it's just too painful knowing his pals would rather HURT
and KILL their dogs than to admit that JERRY is RIGHT.
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HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard ain't gonna call you
a liar an dog abuser an mental case an fraud this
time. HE'S gonna let your post DO THAT, for HIM:

"Marshall Dermer" wrote in message

> In article "Jean
Staffen"
> writes:
>
> >How can I make her stop this terrible habit?

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.


> Hi Jean,
>
> I returned to review your original post.


You mean the WON abHOWET obsessive
compulsive destructive chewing? You asked
her HOWE much EXXXERCISE her dog got.

> Have you tried giving her a Kong filled with
> some peanut butter or some other hard to
> remove treat?

If the dog is havin an anxiHOWESNESS problem
he probably won't feel like a toy with peanut butter.

> Another approach is to keep her and her bed in
> a room where she might not get into as much
> trouble when you are away.


You mean lock IT up cause you don't know HOWE
to train IT, professor?

SHOWENDS like this dog likes to chew overnite
and when the lady is in her HOWES. That means
it'll be EZ to EXXXTINGUISH the behavior problem,
if you knew HOWE, professor.

Unfortunately, THAT'S not a EZ solution in this case
cause like your own dog, this dog is being mishandled
and THAT'S what's got to stop before ANY thing can
be done abHOWET the OCD chewin.

This dog ain't having separation anxiHOWESNESS.
Separation anxiety is caused by REPRESSION.
Separation anxiety is caused by the absence of the CONTROLLER, not
separation. The dog FEARS
not being able to CONTROL HIMSELF the way
his ABUSER wants IT to behave... this dog is
nervHOWES all the time.

> I googled this topic and these old posts and
> URLs looked interesting.


Yeah. That was KINDLY of you, professor. HOWEver,
you didn't FIND any with INFORMATION that'll CURE
the OCD her dog has, like your dog got, only different.

> --Marshall
>
> From: Magohn (Magohn@Sonic.net)
> Subject: Re: Dog Chewing Problem
> Date: 2000-11-20 07:37:30 PST


Well la, di, da! HOWE COME do you supppose
Magohn don't post here abHOWETS noMOORE,
professor? Could it be that her methods don't work
and she's EMBARRASSED by The Amazing Puppy
Wizard, every time she posts?

> Hello,
>
> I have adopted (5), trained, and worked with
> thousands of shelter dogs. Thank you for adopting
> one.

Well that's kindly.

> The most important thing when adopting a dog is
> management. Manage your dog, until he shows
> that he is ready for a little more freedom.

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

> Giving your dog free run of the house is dangerous,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has NEVER told HIS

students to lock their dogs in a box cause the dog
can't PROTECT the HOWES if IT is locked up.

> for you and the dog. Management includes 100%
> supervision, crate training, tie down, x pens, umbilical
> cords.

SHOWENDS like a S&M + B&D story.

> Make sure you have lots of different items
> for your dog to chew on.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard recommends WON hard
and WON soft chew item in each area of the HOWES.

> Bully sticks are excellent. (Also called beef
> sticks, and beef chews.)

BWEEEAAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> There are a few different types of chewing. There
> is the back molar chewing, the kind of chewing that
> almost puts dogs to sleep. Front incisor chewing,
> that is dissection, pulling the fur off of bunnies or
> stuffing out of toys, and then we get into anxiety
> chewing and boredom chewing.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

There's WON for your "FUNCTIONAL ASSESSMENT,"
professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> Anxiety chewing is usually done in the
> first 20 minutes of the owners departure

That's a load of crap.

> and directed at exit points, doorways, windows, etc.

And anything else.

> Boredom chewing is really just normal dog behavior.

Bored dogs sleep.

> It is through management and exercise that we
> help boredom chewing.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> Positively,


BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> Margaret Hughes
> Magohn's Positive Paws Dog Training
> Sonoma, Ca
>
> http://wa.essortment.com/dogchewingpr_rcbu.htm
>Coping with dog chewing problems
>
>If the beloved family dog is consistantly chewing, you may
>already be at your wits end trying to find a solution to the
>problem. Here are some tips to help.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students REPORT
they're able to EXXXTINGUISH separation anxiHOWESNESS

NEARLY INSTANTLY.

You KILLFILE them, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> If the beloved family pet is a consistant chewer, you
> may already be at your wits end trying to find a solution
> to the chewing big.

A lot of dogs GET DEAD over this, PROFESSOR.

> Have you ever come home to find the arm of
> your new sofa gone?

Naaah. With Danes and Mastiffs EVERY THING is GONE.

> So what does a frustrated dog owner do?

They study their FREE copy of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual and EXXXTINGUISH
their dog's behavior problems NEARLY INSTANTLY.

>First you have to determine the cause.

The CAUSE is STRESS.


> In some chewing cases the dog simply is not
> getting adequate nutrition.

CITES PLEASE.

> Your vet can do routine testing and determine
> if your dog is getting all the nutrients for its size
> and activity level.

CITE WON CASE.

> Chewing is a very common but serious problem
> and can even become life threatening.

Like HOWE janet boss diddler's and stan
the Nazi man's dogs done. And perry aka
bentcajungirl's DEAD dog Maggie.

> If your dog or puppy should happen to
>get a piece of chewed material stuck in
> its windpipe and no one would be home
> to help the animal: it would die.

The risk of choking is far less than intestinal problems.

>In puppies, chewing is natural behavior.

Teething has nuthing to do with destructive chewin.

> Even in young dogs that are still teething the
> red flags should not go up and you should not
> be overly concerned about the chewing unless it
> becomes very destructive.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

>In older dogs excessive and destructive chewing
> is a behavior or nutritional problem.

Yeah...

>Treating the symptoms can be challenging.

DO TELL???

>Most older dogs chew out of boredom.

Bored dogs SLEEP.

>Dogs that have a high energy

You mean HYPERACTIVE dogs.

> or intelligence level

Intelligent dogs don't chew any MOORE than STUPID dogs.

> will chew for the same reason; lack of anything
> better to do.

That's a load of crap.

>Many time the household schedule and work clashes
> with the dog's need to play and no longer be bored.

That so?

> In your area many kennels have day care where
> your dog can go and run and play his or her heart
> out for a very nominal fee.

INDEED? You got any SEPARATION
ANXIHOWESNESS CURES?

>This activity helps enormously.

That so?

>No dog is a spiteful or vindictive creature.They do
> not chew your shoes because they are mad at you ,

DON'T BET ON IT.

> or to punish you for something you have done to them.

Would you bet your life on that?

> In most cases it is due to anxiety

In ALL cases, unless the dog is SICK.

> and even loneliness along with lack of play.

You mean BOREDOM. Bored dogs SLEEP.

> Introducing a sturdy and interesting new toy can
> sometimes break bad behavior of chewing on
> inapropriate objects.

Yeah. What if gettin a new toy don't work?

>Some of these toys recommended are "Kong"
> type toys , or "Bite a Bone".

Don't forget the peanut butter.

> Never give an animal an item made of anything
> that you don not want him or her to chew on.

University educated, no dHOWET.

> For example, if you do not want chewed shoes,
> never give your dog an old shoe to play with.

Right. Give him a rawhide.

> By you allowing the dog to chew on an old
> shoe they get the idea that all shoes are fair
> game.

That's a load of crap.

>Finally the answer for a chewing dog may be another dog.

Sometimes that works. What if it don't? Then you
got two dogs with destructive separation anxiHOWESNESS.

> Since boredom and lonliness have been
> sited in most of these cases

Bored lonely dogs SLEEP.

> of chewing a playmate may be the ticket.

CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT NO METHOD TO BREAK
DESTRUCTIVE SEPARATION ANXIHOWESNESS.

> Company for your pet may be the solution especially
> if you spend alot of time away from home. It gives your
> dog the chance to learn socilaization and also alieviates
> the lonliness and anxiety with staying alone and bored.

That's a load of crap.

> Whatever solution works best for your chewing
> animal give it all you have.

You mean, after all these GREAT suggestions?

> Many of these chewing dogs are disguarded and
> left to the pound. Whatever you do, DO NOT give
> up on your chewing dog.

But you ain't got no METHOD to break SA.

> With a little, sometimes hard work these animals
> with behavior problems have turned out to be the
> most loyal of companions.

CAUSE THEY'RE SCARED.

>They eventually turn around and spend their
> lives working to make you happy.

Let's talk abHOWET breaking separation
anxiHOWESNESS and destructive chewing?

>Find the cause,

The CAUSE is anxiHOWESNESS from MISHANDLING.

> treat the symptoms,

The SYMPTOMS are DESTRUCTIVENESS.

> and redirect the chewing

That won't EXXXTINGUISH the chewin. IN FACT,
that'll REINFORCE the behavior and REWARD
the dog for it.

> and with a little time

When heel freezes over.

> and effort

Like gettin a other dog and day boarding them.

> you will see a miraculous change in your pet.

That so? You believe in miracles?

>It is the very least you can do for the years of love and
>loyality that are ahead for you and your family.
>Copyright 2002 by PageWise, Inc


So much for THAT, eh professor?


At least they didn't recommend THIS:

Here's research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

> http://canines.com/library/solutions/chewing.shtml


BWEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has previHOWESLY DISCREDITED the DOG
ABUSERS at canines.com. See "EXXXPOSE! Training
Dogs From Birth To Death, In WON YEAR Or Less -
canines.com

>Welcome to our
>Canine Behavior Solutions
>Chewing

>A puppy's urge to chew usually starts around teething time.


<snip bunk>

> If you catch your puppy chewing an inappropriate
> object say, "No!... Chew Toy." and redirect the dog
> to an appropriate toy.

That'll reinforce the chewing and increase anxiHOWESNESS.

>This "instructive reprimand"

Is INSANE. Dogs is DUMB ANIMALS.

> will help to shape your puppy's behavior to your liking.

No, it'll cause temperament behavior and health problems.

> Remember, a puppy is a puppy for the first 12 to 18
> months of life. When not supervised, puppy is
> in the crate with a few toys.

If you knew HOWE to TRAIN a puppy you wouldn't
NEED to LOCK IT IN A BOX and supervise IT all
the time for two years.

> In this way, your belongings will stay intact and
> puppy will not be allowed to develop bad habits.

IOW, the EXXXPERT DOG ABUSERS don't know
HOWE to train a puppy not to chew other than to
scold IT.

> With maturity

You mean if the dog HOWEtgrows chewin after
he's lost all his teeth from chewing every thing
you own till he reaches old age.

> and proper reinforcement training

You mean the INSTRUCTIVE REPRIMAND.

> from you,

Whom he'll learn to FEAR and HATE.

> soon your dog will have freedom around
> your home if you so desire.


That so?


> http://www.inch.com/~dogs/chewing.html


Here's MOORE of the same crap:

8)Apply Bitter Apple spray or salve to accessible woodwork and
furniture legs. The bitter taste is usually an effective deterrent
for most puppies.

9)Avoid the futile after-the-fact discipline syndrome. In order to
successfully correct your puppy's misbehavior, you must either
catch your puppy in the act, or, better yet, work on preventing
his misbehavior to begin with.

10)Consider enlisting the help of a reputable dog trainer or
canine behavioral consultant if despite these steps, your puppy
still acts like a canine demolition crew.

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard ain't gonna call you
a liar an dog abuser an mental case an fraud this
time. HE'S gonna let your post DO THAT, for HIM:

"Marshall Dermer" wrote in message

> In article "Jean
Staffen"
> writes:
>
> >How can I make her stop this terrible habit?

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.


> Hi Jean,
>
> I returned to review your original post.


You mean the WON abHOWET obsessive
compulsive destructive chewing? You asked
her HOWE much EXXXERCISE her dog got.

> Have you tried giving her a Kong filled with
> some peanut butter or some other hard to
> remove treat?

If the dog is havin an anxiHOWESNESS problem
he probably won't feel like a toy with peanut butter.

> Another approach is to keep her and her bed in
> a room where she might not get into as much
> trouble when you are away.


You mean lock IT up cause you don't know HOWE
to train IT, professor?

SHOWENDS like this dog likes to chew overnite
and when the lady is in her HOWES. That means
it'll be EZ to EXXXTINGUISH the behavior problem,
if you knew HOWE, professor.

Unfortunately, THAT'S not a EZ solution in this case
cause like your own dog, this dog is being mishandled
and THAT'S what's got to stop before ANY thing can
be done abHOWET the OCD chewin.

This dog ain't having separation anxiHOWESNESS.
Separation anxiety is caused by REPRESSION.
Separation anxiety is caused by the absence of the CONTROLLER, not
separation. The dog FEARS
not being able to CONTROL HIMSELF the way
his ABUSER wants IT to behave... this dog is
nervHOWES all the time.

> I googled this topic and these old posts and
> URLs looked interesting.


Yeah. That was KINDLY of you, professor. HOWEver,
you didn't FIND any with INFORMATION that'll CURE
the OCD her dog has, like your dog got, only different.

> --Marshall
>
> From: Magohn (Magohn@Sonic.net)
> Subject: Re: Dog Chewing Problem
> Date: 2000-11-20 07:37:30 PST


Well la, di, da! HOWE COME do you supppose
Magohn don't post here abHOWETS noMOORE,
professor? Could it be that her methods don't work
and she's EMBARRASSED by The Amazing Puppy
Wizard, every time she posts?

> Hello,
>
> I have adopted (5), trained, and worked with
> thousands of shelter dogs. Thank you for adopting
> one.

Well that's kindly.

> The most important thing when adopting a dog is
> management. Manage your dog, until he shows
> that he is ready for a little more freedom.

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

> Giving your dog free run of the house is dangerous,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has NEVER told HIS

students to lock their dogs in a box cause the dog
can't PROTECT the HOWES if IT is locked up.

> for you and the dog. Management includes 100%
> supervision, crate training, tie down, x pens, umbilical
> cords.

SHOWENDS like a S&M B&D story.

> Make sure you have lots of different items
> for your dog to chew on.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard recommends WON hard
and WON soft chew item in each area of the HOWES.

> Bully sticks are excellent. (Also called beef
> sticks, and beef chews.)

BWEEEAAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> There are a few different types of chewing. There
> is the back molar chewing, the kind of chewing that
> almost puts dogs to sleep. Front incisor chewing,
> that is dissection, pulling the fur off of bunnies or
> stuffing out of toys, and then we get into anxiety
> chewing and boredom chewing.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

There's WON for your "FUNCTIONAL ASSESSMENT,"
professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> Anxiety chewing is usually done in the
> first 20 minutes of the owners departure

That's a load of crap.

> and directed at exit points, doorways, windows, etc.

And anything else.

> Boredom chewing is really just normal dog behavior.

Bored dogs sleep.

> It is through management and exercise that we
> help boredom chewing.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> Positively,


BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> Margaret Hughes
> Magohn's Positive Paws Dog Training
> Sonoma, Ca
>
> http://wa.essortment.com/dogchewingpr_rcbu.htm
>Coping with dog chewing problems
>
>If the beloved family dog is consistantly chewing, you may
>already be at your wits end trying to find a solution to the
>problem. Here are some tips to help.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students REPORT
they're able to EXXXTINGUISH separation anxiHOWESNESS

NEARLY INSTANTLY.

You KILLFILE them, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

> If the beloved family pet is a consistant chewer, you
> may already be at your wits end trying to find a solution
> to the chewing big.

A lot of dogs GET DEAD over this, PROFESSOR.

> Have you ever come home to find the arm of
> your new sofa gone?

Naaah. With Danes and Mastiffs EVERY THING is GONE.

> So what does a frustrated dog owner do?

They study their FREE copy of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual and EXXXTINGUISH
their dog's behavior problems NEARLY INSTANTLY.

>First you have to determine the cause.

The CAUSE is STRESS.


> In some chewing cases the dog simply is not
> getting adequate nutrition.

CITES PLEASE.

> Your vet can do routine testing and determine
> if your dog is getting all the nutrients for its size
> and activity level.

CITE WON CASE.

> Chewing is a very common but serious problem
> and can even become life threatening.

Like HOWE janet boss diddler's and stan
the Nazi man's dogs done. And perry aka
bentcajungirl's DEAD dog Maggie.

> If your dog or puppy should happen to
>get a piece of chewed material stuck in
> its windpipe and no one would be home
> to help the animal: it would die.

The risk of choking is far less than intestinal problems.

>In puppies, chewing is natural behavior.

Teething has nuthing to do with destructive chewin.

> Even in young dogs that are still teething the
> red flags should not go up and you should not
> be overly concerned about the chewing unless it
> becomes very destructive.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

>In older dogs excessive and destructive chewing
> is a behavior or nutritional problem.

Yeah...

>Treating the symptoms can be challenging.

DO TELL???

>Most older dogs chew out of boredom.

Bored dogs SLEEP.

>Dogs that have a high energy

You mean HYPERACTIVE dogs.

> or intelligence level

Intelligent dogs don't chew any MOORE than STUPID dogs.

> will chew for the same reason; lack of anything
> better to do.

That's a load of crap.

>Many time the household schedule and work clashes
> with the dog's need to play and no longer be bored.

That so?

> In your area many kennels have day care where
> your dog can go and run and play his or her heart
> out for a very nominal fee.

INDEED? You got any SEPARATION
ANXIHOWESNESS CURES?

>This activity helps enormously.

That so?

>No dog is a spiteful or vindictive creature.They do
> not chew your shoes because they are mad at you ,

DON'T BET ON IT.

> or to punish you for something you have done to them.

Would you bet your life on that?

> In most cases it is due to anxiety

In ALL cases, unless the dog is SICK.

> and even loneliness along with lack of play.

You mean BOREDOM. Bored dogs SLEEP.

> Introducing a sturdy and interesting new toy can
> sometimes break bad behavior of chewing on
> inapropriate objects.

Yeah. What if gettin a new toy don't work?

>Some of these toys recommended are "Kong"
> type toys , or "Bite a Bone".

Don't forget the peanut butter.

> Never give an animal an item made of anything
> that you don not want him or her to chew on.

University educated, no dHOWET.

> For example, if you do not want chewed shoes,
> never give your dog an old shoe to play with.

Right. Give him a rawhide.

> By you allowing the dog to chew on an old
> shoe they get the idea that all shoes are fair
> game.

That's a load of crap.

>Finally the answer for a chewing dog may be another dog.

Sometimes that works. What if it don't? Then you
got two dogs with destructive separation anxiHOWESNESS.

> Since boredom and lonliness have been
> sited in most of these cases

Bored lonely dogs SLEEP.

> of chewing a playmate may be the ticket.

CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT NO METHOD TO BREAK
DESTRUCTIVE SEPARATION ANXIHOWESNESS.

> Company for your pet may be the solution especially
> if you spend alot of time away from home. It gives your
> dog the chance to learn socilaization and also alieviates
> the lonliness and anxiety with staying alone and bored.

That's a load of crap.

> Whatever solution works best for your chewing
> animal give it all you have.

You mean, after all these GREAT suggestions?

> Many of these chewing dogs are disguarded and
> left to the pound. Whatever you do, DO NOT give
> up on your chewing dog.

But you ain't got no METHOD to break SA.

> With a little, sometimes hard work these animals
> with behavior problems have turned out to be the
> most loyal of companions.

CAUSE THEY'RE SCARED.

>They eventually turn around and spend their
> lives working to make you happy.

Let's talk abHOWET breaking separation
anxiHOWESNESS and destructive chewing?

>Find the cause,

The CAUSE is anxiHOWESNESS from MISHANDLING.

> treat the symptoms,

The SYMPTOMS are DESTRUCTIVENESS.

> and redirect the chewing

That won't EXXXTINGUISH the chewin. IN FACT,
that'll REINFORCE the behavior and REWARD
the dog for it.

> and with a little time

When heel freezes over.

> and effort

Like gettin a other dog and day boarding them.

> you will see a miraculous change in your pet.

That so? You believe in miracles?

>It is the very least you can do for the years of love and
>loyality that are ahead for you and your family.
>Copyright 2002 by PageWise, Inc


So much for THAT, eh professor?


At least they didn't recommend THIS:

Here's research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

> http://canines.com/library/solutions/chewing.shtml


BWEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has previHOWESLY DISCREDITED the DOG
ABUSERS at canines.com. See "EXXXPOSE! Training
Dogs From Birth To Death, In WON YEAR Or Less -
canines.com

>Welcome to our
>Canine Behavior Solutions
>Chewing

>A puppy's urge to chew usually starts around teething time.


<snip bunk>

> If you catch your puppy chewing an inappropriate
> object say, "No!... Chew Toy." and redirect the dog
> to an appropriate toy.

That'll reinforce the chewing and increase anxiHOWESNESS.

>This "instructive reprimand"

Is INSANE. Dogs is DUMB ANIMALS.

> will help to shape your puppy's behavior to your liking.

No, it'll cause temperament behavior and health problems.

> Remember, a puppy is a puppy for the first 12 to 18
> months of life. When not supervised, puppy is
> in the crate with a few toys.

If you knew HOWE to TRAIN a puppy you wouldn't
NEED to LOCK IT IN A BOX and supervise IT all
the time for two years.

> In this way, your belongings will stay intact and
> puppy will not be allowed to develop bad habits.

IOW, the EXXXPERT DOG ABUSERS don't know
HOWE to train a puppy not to chew other than to
scold IT.

> With maturity

You mean if the dog HOWEtgrows chewin after
he's lost all his teeth from chewing every thing
you own till he reaches old age.

> and proper reinforcement training

You mean the INSTRUCTIVE REPRIMAND.

> from you,

Whom he'll learn to FEAR and HATE.

> soon your dog will have freedom around
> your home if you so desire.


That so?


> http://www.inch.com/~dogs/chewing.html


Here's MOORE of the same crap:

8)Apply Bitter Apple spray or salve to accessible woodwork and
furniture legs. The bitter taste is usually an effective deterrent
for most puppies.

9)Avoid the futile after-the-fact discipline syndrome. In order to
successfully correct your puppy's misbehavior, you must either
catch your puppy in the act, or, better yet, work on preventing
his misbehavior to begin with.

10)Consider enlisting the help of a reputable dog trainer or
canine behavioral consultant if despite these steps, your puppy
still acts like a canine demolition crew.

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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