HOWEDY Winnie,
"Winnie" wrote in message
>
> Help with terrible bad breath,
Bad breath, dental disease, irritable bHOWEL
urinarty tract / bladder symptoms ear infections
even cataracts and ligament failure and degenerative
neuro myopathies and many other Cushings / Addison's
like symptoms can be caused by mild intermittent stress
from mishandling. Just telling a dog "NO!" a couple times
a day is enough to do it.
> vet says dog is fine..
He had a sore on his mHOWETH a while back:
From: Winnie (k.c.henderson@verizon.net)
Subject: Golden
Date: 2004-08-28 09:01:03 PST
My 11 year old golden has little sore about 1 inch
from the corners of her mouth.Vet doesn't know,
any thoughts and or suggestions Winnie
> Winnie
Sometimes things like that can likeWIZE, be from stress.
The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP DIAGNOSTIC /
REHABILITATION PROGRAM:
HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,
"Marshall Dermer" wrote in
message
> Max has a new problem:
>
> Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a
> history of acute gastritis.
The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.
> Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits.
Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of
intimidating, punishing, forcing control, and
mishandling him thru your preferred lunacy of
duminance, intimidation, forced restraint, and your
SCRUFF SHAKE???
Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a
dissasociative anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY
defense mechanism, bein as small as he is. The Puppy
Wizard's GIANT breed dogs would simply SCRUFF SHAKE
YOU, and BE DONE with their ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.
> Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9
> months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine
> U/D, plus rice cakes as treats.
INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases
anxiety, which is restimulated every time the
"command" he's been "taught" using withholding of
bribes is requested, even many years into the future.
> Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about
> every 30 days.
Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.
IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but
> not water), and then either becomes lethargic or
> moves from position to position.
SHOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
> He often also develops a fever.
HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS
physical symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy"
seizures, "undiagnosed" intestinal and digestive
disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine malfunctions,
and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders can and usually are,
CAUSED BY STRESS.
> The attack two days ago went as follows:
> 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in
> the vomit.
>
> 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground
> chicken and
> he vomited this.
>
> 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5.
NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.
> 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and
> moving from
> one position to another. He remained in a given
> position for only a few minutes.
Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...
> 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting
> comfortably.
Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.
> 6. The following day he was returning to his normal
> behavior.
Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.
> 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has
> loose,
> orange stool. This has cleared up with time.
These symptoms are COMMON, professor.
The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY
SPECIALISTS.
SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo
had the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.
> AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> An x-ray revealed nothing.
Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to
afford such luxury on a professor's salary.
> A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood
> was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes
> (perhaps amalayse). The enzyme test was negative.
Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE
him, the physical symptoms will likely continue to
exacerbate, PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical"
findings, bye and bye, no dHOWET.
> On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist
> was not concerned about the sludge in Max's gall
> bladder but was concerned that the pancreas had a
> "hot spot" and that the walls of Max's stomach were
> thickened.
The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
will break dHOWEn ANY organism.
> The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach
> wall and pancreas.
> KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
>
> One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet
> was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He
> recommended putting Max on Pepcid AC daily.
PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?
> So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs.
> Despite the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days
> ago.
>
PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by
INTIMIDATION.
> Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery.
> KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
>
> I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents
> produced about a dozen puppies. The breeder is not
> aware of such a problem with the other offspring.
These and other OCD related behaviors can be
duplicated EZ, professor.
>
> My wife is reluctant to have the exploratory surgery
> performed. I guess she wants to wait and see if
> Max has another attack. (I feel so sorry for Max
> as he endures these attacks.)
DO YOU NHOWE?
> Another approach is to bring Max in for a sonogram
> and additional diagnostic work WHEN HE IS ACCUTE.
> KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
>
> I talked to the local emergency veterinary clinic
> and a doctor said that this is possible and it would
> be desirable for the clinic to have Max's records so
> that the clinic does not repeat tests.
>
> A WIZE idea, professor.
>
> My own thought, if my wife would agree, is to
> have exploratory surgery about two weeks after
> an attack.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> Any other options or thoughts?
INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
reflection," dermer.
First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE
Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator? That could be
the primary cause of his STRESS, as at the age of
5 years, he's unlikely to have any behavior problems
which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN HOWETA HIM.
Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias,
professor. You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal
Arcidy's reports on her FREE WWW Wits' End Trained
dog Starr. See "Starry's Scary Night."
The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option
which MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor.
The reason the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on
accHOWEnt of The Puppy Wizard cannot control the
environment if HE'S not there to SUPERVISE
implementation of the TECHNIQUES HE offers you today.
Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's
and life threatening physical health dilemmas:
First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of
Maxie's immediate family so we're ALL on the same page
and NOBODY will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY
WAY.
Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION,
CRATING and discontinue excessive physical exercise to
expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to
manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.
Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE,
HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE"
MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And
A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.
Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask
advice for appupriately controlling EACH and
EVERY instance of Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's inappropriate puppy behavior problems,
instead of tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively
interacting with him.
Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy
Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as
articulated in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to
TEACH Maxie there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING
MISTAKES.
Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report
HOWER findings to your veterinary, the head of your
university department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to
the Whole Wild World...
Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The
FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT
health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE
activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard
and all mankind...
Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE,
HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild
World.
Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day
EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE,
for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE
MAGICK HISSELF.
> Thanks,
It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor.
> --Marshall
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.doggydoright.com
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